Ufology Dictionary

Nov 11 '05 (Updated Nov 20 '05)    Write an essay on this topic.


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The Bottom Line Terms you need to know.

I have composed a compilation of important terms in Ufology that you need to know now. It is important that a reference guide is kept (and will be updated). To my knowledge this is the only one of its kind, and would not be possible without the aid of Raaden.

Abduction: You know what this is. What you don't know is that 95% percent of abductions are to be credited to the Normens, and carried out by the Maccabees. Their purpose is unknown.

Abductionogenics: A pill produced in mass quantity by the Normens and marketed everywhere. These insidious pills somehow create ripe conditions for abduction to take place, most likely including the ability to trick and/or remove memories.

Aloi: An alien species equivalent to animals indigenous to one of the Normen planets. They are sometimes kept as pets, but mostly as attack systems.

Aykroyd, Dan: The prince of the Stockers. This Normen operative has been working in Operation Maccabee for a long, long time. In our system he would be thought of as a Chief. He has been Rasputin, and now he is undercover as an actor. He is highly dangerous and has infiltrated and corrupted MUFON.

Balkins: Within the Stocker system, the gatherers and receivers of information. Because it is imperative that they relay their information, the Balkins will not attack unless they have to while undercover so as not to risk the mission. Think of them as the messengers, and in this case, shoot them.

Chupacabras: Mythological creatures created by the Maccabees themselves. It is thought likely that the Maccabees hold more than a passing resemblance to the popular notion of what a Chupacabra looks like (though taller). Popular opinion holds that the Maccabees, in their staggering genius, created the creatures as a cover for any and all operatives that were spotted during the mysterious goat killings.

Domain Grids 1-4: Part of the Normen directional system as applied to Earth, which is separated into four grids. Example- Domain Grid 4 is the Northwest.

Garmin Maccachip: Developed by an insidious company, this maccachip is undeniably designed to infiltrate your body and gather information. Micro.

Kryoyda: Translates to "Top Chief" in Normen tongue. Anagram of Aykroyd...

Liimenoos: An intelligent, peaceful, but powerful species that orginated on a Normen planet but was exiled to Earth. What we think of in our highly inaccurate stupidity as 'Dinosaurs'. The Liimenoos were obliterated by the Normens when they made them too nervous.

Maccabee: The highest order of the Normen's Stocker system. The operators. The most deadly, cunning, destructive infiltrators of all. They are also the most powerful, most deadly, and most ruthless of our enemies. These beings are currently running the show. In the plot against Earth, the Maccabees are calling the shots.

MUFON: Mutual UFO Network. A once great, renowned network now corrupted by the work of Dan Aykroyd.

Normens: A highly organized, intelligent advanced alien species trained to infiltrate our society to an unknown end. The deadliest known colony of all alien life forms. The Normens are war-thirsty and power crazed. They have already destroyed several other alien species. Currently, we appear to be their target.

Normen Sector Block: The standard unit of Normen operations. When a mission is underway, a number of sector blocks are deployed. There are thousands of sector blocks operating on our planet, stationed on our planet, at any given time.

Psychiatry: A branch of science created by the Normens to silence those who know too much with the umbrella definition of "Psychotic" and mind-controlling meds.

Raaden Andell: A very important member of the coalition against the Normens, and the heart of our defense. Raaden is a brilliant alien specimen whose background is still shrouded in mystery. Raaden frequently helped many ufologists before his mysterious disappearnce on October 27th. Not enough can be said about Raaden. I will not even try.

Red Spot: A warning area in Raaden's ufo terminology used to indicate an area experiencing Normen activity.

Scouts: Bred in Normen government, these would be the equivalent of our Army Reserves. Still, they are incredibly deadly and cunning. You would not want to run in to a sector block of Scouts. They are inferior to Stockers.

Stockers: Previously thought to be the utmost ranking officials in the Normen government, Stockers are incredibly dangerous, intelligent, busy alien creatures. Think of our CIA, FBI, special operatives, etc. There are different levels within the Stocker system, which is a giant hive in Operation Maccabee and all others. Example: Dan Aykroyd is a top-ranking Maccabee official. They are highly selective and take only the best.










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