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Re: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Yep! I am! And my current stalkee loooooooooooooves it!!!
I see that our pet is back to writing here again, and I can't wait to read it!
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Feb 19 '07
5:19 am PST
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
It's official. She's a stalker !!
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Feb 15 '07
4:14 am PST
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Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I hope you're doing well--I know that you're certainly missed around here! :(
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Feb 14 '07
4:16 am PST
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Re: Re: 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Ginzo you animal!!!
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Feb 06 '07
7:13 pm PST
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Re: 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
69,69,69,69,69,69,69
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Feb 06 '07
7:59 am PST
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29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You're so vain!
I bet you think this chant is about you!
You're so vain!
You really think this chant is about you-Don'tcha don'tcha? Don'tcha?
You're still my special #29--but, tonight, the number 29 is the final score of the Indianapolis Colts to go with the number 17 of the Chicago Bears!
YeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss!
How do ya like THEM apples!!!
Go Blue!!!
Hey, Jim-Jim! What can I say!?!
Your number is a FAMOUS one now, so get your butt over here and bask in the glory of it all!!!
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Feb 04 '07
7:42 pm PST
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Re: Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
ya gotta be chit'n me !!
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Feb 03 '07
11:35 am PST
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Where ARE You, Baby!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
eom
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Feb 02 '07
2:26 am PST
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Hey! We Have Another Player Here! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
And, if you've been very observant, you would know that the 29th_Studmuffin has been playing peek-a-boo with us. Does anybody else get my drift?
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Jan 12 '07
11:56 pm PST
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Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by NealGoodall
..and What She Said
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Jan 12 '07
11:16 am PST
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Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by NealGoodall
There is No Black Dog & The Golden Slide
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Jan 12 '07
11:14 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
One more thing...B and N could stand for Beef and Noodles--also right up my alley.
B and N can also stand for Be Nice--and Jim should Be Nice and come back here again!
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Jan 10 '07
7:43 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
B and N sounds like a plan to me, too!
Nothing like a bowl of vegetable beef with barley soup and a napkin to wipe my mouth when needed from both the soup and the tea (make mine green, please).
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Jan 10 '07
7:40 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I like a good size B and a N
Bowl and Napkin to go with the tea
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Jan 05 '07
11:19 am PST
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Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I will respond to your comment in hopes that Jim will come over here to scold me for responding to comments directed at him.
Likewise with me when it comes to how shocked we would be should Jim come back here and post something, but we keep on hoping and posting, don't we.
Jim, I'm holding your birthday ransom!
If you don't come back here before the weekend is over, I'm going to post the information here...
Well...maybe, I'm too nice to do that, but I'm *so* tempted...
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Jan 04 '07
9:28 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You mean like something that starts with a t?
Okay!
I can feed him from a teacup!
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Jan 04 '07
9:24 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Maybe if you come up with something a little more sensuous than an eyedropper
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Jan 04 '07
7:57 am PST
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Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Double negatives mean a positive. Sounds like a fractured personality wannabe to me. But it would be fun hearing from you again, Jim. Shock our innards. You can do it!
Jan
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Jan 03 '07
11:10 pm PST
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Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I was going to go with a baby bottle or a baby doll bottle originally but I thought that an eye-dropper might even be cuter.
Seriously, I wish Jim would come back here again...
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Jan 02 '07
12:16 pm PST
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Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
An eyedropper??
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Jan 02 '07
9:32 am PST
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New Year--New Contribution! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Jim, when it gets to be 2007, how about celebrating by posting something new here!?! Another comment would at least be something, but another entire item would be dynamite! How about it, Jim-Jim? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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Dec 31 '06
4:33 pm PST
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Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Heeeeere JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy (makes lip-smacking sounds) C'mon JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy...We're you're friends...We're not going to hurt you...C'mon JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy! Come to AJ! She just wants to pet you and feed you milk right out of an eye-dropper! She thinks you're Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute that she just wants to eat you up! She just wants to fill your tummy and burp you! Come to AJ, sweet, precious JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy...
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Dec 26 '06
6:47 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You're on the intelligent side--right along with Jim and me! Of course, Jim and I are on the crazy side, too--so why don't you join us there, if you haven't already! It's quite a club to belong to!
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Dec 26 '06
6:42 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
You,too!! My dear!!I'm on the intelligent side,right??
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Dec 26 '06
9:53 am PST
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Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Merry Christmas, Ginzo, Jim, and anyone else crazy/intelligent enough to make an appearance here! AJ
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Dec 25 '06
4:41 pm PST
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Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Man!! I'd pay to see that!!!
I'll bring the cherries!! I heard your gonna need them :) :b
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Dec 16 '06
9:59 am PST
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If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...I'm going to come to LA and lie on a bed out in your front yard without any clothes on! Just whipped cream!
Yes! That's a threat!
Aren't you glad that I'm just too broke and lazy to act on it!?!
Even so, you'd better get your cute, little buns back here and mingle with us peasants!
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Dec 15 '06
5:06 pm PST
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I'm Going To Assume... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...that you would like to be thought of as 29 and holding, so I will go along with that...
spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank!
Plus...
One to grow on... spank!
One to be good on (as if it would really work)... spank!
and
One just because I want to... spank!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...aaaaaaaaa...Wanna spank you, Baby!
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Nov 14 '06
1:09 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
LOL
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Nov 08 '06
7:38 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
He's with his three wifes and seven children.
He only goes out to see his boyfriend
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Nov 08 '06
7:15 am PST
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Re: Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Today! But where in Sam Hill has he been keeping himself the rest of the time!?!
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Nov 07 '06
4:04 pm PST
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Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
He's at the polls !
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Nov 07 '06
6:39 am PST
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Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
eom
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Nov 07 '06
12:15 am PST
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Jim? (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
When will you be coming back here again?
Soon, I hope...
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Oct 22 '06
9:24 pm PDT
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Re: Re: P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
My advice?
Look up at the moon! Much better eye candy than having me to moon you. The moon IS really beautiful right now, as it's in its full stages. Take your wife somewhere outdoors and romantic, and watch the moon together a little later tonight!
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Oct 09 '06
3:34 pm PDT
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Re: P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Turn around and tell us more !!!
Heh,heh!
(Stop it, Ginz)
Alright,I'll be good!!
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Oct 09 '06
8:41 am PDT
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P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Though there are some hairs in the neighborhood, my butt is actually baby-soft, smooth, and hairless when it comes to the cheeks...
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Oct 08 '06
11:10 am PDT
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Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hi You Not Being Yourself!
Your note is an eye for sore sights!
Smooches!
AJ with hairy butt stuck to the rest of me...
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Oct 08 '06
3:30 am PDT
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It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
If only I could have been here to personally post this post, but unfortunately, I'm currently someone else. Though this isn't me responding, if it was, I'd say, "Howdy, mofos. How're yer hairy bottoms hangin'?"
Do either of you have any messages for the person who'd be here if it was me writing this post? I'd be happy to see that I get it, and, if it turns out I'm me at the time I receive it, I won't have to provide someone else's response.
--Some Person Who'd Be Me If I Was Here
P.S. Be sure to tell me I send my warmest regards if it's actually me next time I post here.
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Oct 05 '06
7:41 pm PDT
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Re: Jim! "I" Can Explain The Blitz! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
"I want you so baaaaad,it's driving her maaaad,driving her mad !!!"
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Oct 04 '06
9:17 am PDT
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Jim! I Can Explain The Blitz! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
My comments weren't showing up when I posted them--but that has, obviously, been fixed now...
Anyway, the message is still the same:
Come back to the five'n'ten, Jimmy Dean!
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Oct 03 '06
9:08 pm PDT
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Jim! I Want Your Body! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I want your body in front of your computer and you back to posting here!
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Oct 03 '06
4:23 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Are You Guilty Of Anything Interesting? (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I want him all right! Back here posting, that is...
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Oct 03 '06
4:21 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Are You Guilty Of Anything Interesting? (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Yes! I DEFINITELY want him--back here writing! :-)
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Oct 03 '06
4:11 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Are You Guilty Of Anything Interesting? (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I definitely want him back here! It would make my day to see a comment from him here! :-)
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Oct 03 '06
4:02 pm PDT
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Re: Are You Guilty Of Anything Interesting? (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Oh,Jim. She definitely wants you !!!
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Oct 02 '06
1:11 pm PDT
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Silly Me (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
He's a lumberjack and he's ok
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Oct 02 '06
1:09 pm PDT
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Silly Me (Reply to this comment)
by QuinnElaine
I was hoping this was some good advice on how to rid your pup of fleas. Completely different type of incursion lol. Amusing nonetheless. Wishing You Laughter ~ Q
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Oct 01 '06
7:31 pm PDT
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Jim! Where In The Heck ARE You Anyway!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
eom
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Sep 30 '06
2:32 am PDT
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Are You Guilty Of Anything Interesting? (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I'm sharing five of my guilty pleasures with you here:
http://www.epinions.com/content_4842823812
Why not make your own confessions a.s.a.p. After all, you KNOW you're guilty!
Smooches!
AJ
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Sep 12 '06
2:34 pm PDT
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P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I love you! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Sep 04 '06
9:41 pm PDT
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Re: Hi Y'allz... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
In short...Glad to see you!
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Aug 28 '06
11:32 pm PDT
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Hi Y'allz... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
[Insert comment title here]
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Aug 28 '06
3:33 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
OIC--I guess...
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Aug 15 '06
12:02 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I'm being harassed bigtime in comment and ol'Ginz doesn't have the time during the summer to deal with the children.So,....I personally put them on hold.
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Aug 07 '06
3:51 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
What Jan said...
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Jul 31 '06
9:27 am PDT
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Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Hehe, you've got a point there. Yeah, you could write about that if it gives you some release, but I just enjoy your humor. Or write about what you've been doing or reading. How are your cats? Or getting over "writer's block" if there is such a thing. Not for me. So that help?
Jan
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Jul 30 '06
10:57 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
And HEY to you, too! As in..."Hey! Why did you remove all of your Epinions?" Don't you DARE just slip away without letting AJ know where you're going!
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Jul 23 '06
11:48 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
OOPSS!!
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Jul 22 '06
9:55 am PDT
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Correction! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I wrote:
...Just think of all of the reasons why you might be perceived by the hat-wearers and the Brisbane Brass and write about those reasons...
I'd meant to say:
...Just think of all of the reasons why you might be perceived by the hat-wearers and the Brisbane Brass as being annoying-to-the-nth and write about those reasons...
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Jul 21 '06
10:09 am PDT
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Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You can write about annoying reasons that you need to stay around--such as being here so that the people with the hats will end up kissing your feet and sucking on your toes when the time comes that they gain true wisdom. Just think of all of the reasons why you might be perceived by the hat-wearers and the Brisbane Brass and write about those reasons and why it's in the best interest of everyone for you to hang around like a well-developed hemorrhoid in order to share your scads of knowledge with people who might be prone to disagree that your scads of knowledge bears sharing. Take what I've said here and say it even better in your ornery, aliterative way. I'll be waiting for your brilliant review...
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Jul 21 '06
10:07 am PDT
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Re: where are you? (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hiya Sugar-britches.
I miss you too. How goes? Are you still mackin' it up with mah main mutha-site mischief-maker, Marky-mark? Hey! I just noticed you booted me off your WOT! How dare you! You put me back on it, this instant, missy! Don't make me bend you over my knee...
--29th
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Jul 18 '06
4:30 am PDT
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Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hmmmmmmmmm... How about a review that calls attention to epinion's idiotic "inactive account" policy? If past history is any indicator, one would reasonably expect that epinions would want to do everything in its power to encourage and to extend, ad infinitum, my account's peace-ensuring inactivity.
Anybody have any suggestions for a suitably-inane review-writing subject? My facetious foray into the "Ferocious-Fido flagellation" field didn't annoy readers enough to scratch my consumerly-informative itch.
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Jul 18 '06
4:14 am PDT
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Re: Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Great, now he won't be writing an epinion. Well done, ginzo. :-)
Jan
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Jul 18 '06
12:33 am PDT
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FYI (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I DID begin writing the promised piece within the alloted 24 hours, but it's not finished yet. Hopefully, it will be posted before another 24 hours pass!
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Jul 17 '06
8:00 pm PDT
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Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I believe all you have to do to stay active is to write a comment now and then
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Jul 17 '06
12:16 pm PDT
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Re: hey (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I have something to say about that--and that is that I certainly don't want THAT to happen!
FYI...I'm going to be writing something new and (imo) exciting within the next 24 hours, so stay tuned...
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Jul 16 '06
7:58 pm PDT
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hey (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Not to be currt or to throw a currve ball, but you're in danger of having an inactive account if you don't write an epinion soon. Surely you've got something to say?
Jan
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Jul 15 '06
11:25 pm PDT
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where are you? (Reply to this comment)
by lacechenault
I am just having fond good ole day ep memories..
miss ya
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Jul 11 '06
10:23 pm PDT
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Re: I'm Spreading Myself Around! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Spread'm high,spread'm low,spread'm all around !!
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Jul 01 '06
9:28 am PDT
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I'm Spreading Myself Around! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I'm spreading myself around--and there's so much to spread--but I haven't left the neighborhood, nor have I turned up dead. And I'm glad to finding you checking in to see if we're still here, leaving all of our juicy comments. To see you reappear has really brightened up my day(even though, it's actually night). It's always great to know my favorite stalkee is all right! So please don't be a stranger--instead, stick around awhile--because seeing new remarks from you leaves me with a great, big smile! I must sign off! It's gotten late, and it's beddy-bye for me, but thanks, again, for dropping by, leaving all of us with glee! Before my head hits the pillow, I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, saying something simple and heartfelt: "Y'all come back, ya hear!?!"
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Jun 29 '06
10:32 pm PDT
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Re: Jimbo, you ignorant Republican slut.... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["Where has your perfect hair been?"]
Uhhhhhhmmmm... On my perfect scalp?
Did I get the answer right?
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Jun 28 '06
11:12 pm PDT
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Re: Hiya champ. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hiya Robert,
Sorry about the delayed response. After I thought you, Jay, Ginzo, and even AJ left epinions for greener pastures, my motivation to browse epinionswards was severely compromised. Besides, I always miss posting my comments at the key comment numbers. Why shouldn't I be entitled to get the juiciest comment numbers like everyone else?
Thanks for keepin' tabs, R.
--29th
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Jun 28 '06
11:01 pm PDT
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Does anyone know... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...where Jim is?
If so, let him know that he's missed and it's time for him to write #67...
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Jun 28 '06
7:04 pm PDT
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Re: Jayboy you coniving anti-American militia libertarian (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Some things are more important than politics. Honoring our troops and their heroism in winning the War on Terror is one.
Families United for Our Troops and Their Mission is a grassroots coalition of military families and Americans proud of the men and women in uniform and who are dedicated to honoring them. As we remember the third anniversary of Iraq's liberation on April 9th, these families are delivering a message to members of the mainstream media asking them to tell both sides of the story when it comes to the War on Terror - including the incredible progress our troops are making.
You can sign the letter to the media at FamiliesUnitedMisn.com today.
Are you a proud parent with a son or daughter fighting to spread democracy abroad? A veteran of our Armed Forces? Or simply a citizen who supports our troops and is tired of the one-sided coverage from Iraq? Then it's important that you make your voice heard. Groups like Families United are working to make sure that our military families are heard loud and clear, and that we won't cut and run before the job is done.
Merrilee Carlson of St. Paul, MN lost her son Michael in Iraq. She didn't want Americans to lose sight of the cause her son proudly fought for, so she shared with her fellow Americans a personal credo he wrote, a portion of which is below:
"I want to carve out a niche for myself in the history books. I want to be remembered for the things I accomplished. I sometimes dream of being a soldier in a war. In this war I am helping to liberate people from oppression... I might not be remembered... but I will have helped people."
All of the troops who fight the War on Terror are heroes. The difficult work they are doing in Iraq and Afghanistan is vital to the security of the American people. Our military families understand the stakes for our country. Stand with them today to ensure they are heard.
George Bush ,our great protector of freedom
In the 1940s, when we first confronted imperial communism, election choices defined how America defended freedom for a generation.
In the 1960s, when we redeemed our Constitution's promise by protecting civil rights, election choices expanded freedom to cover all Americans.
In the 1980s, when we won the cold war, election choices exported freedom to tens of millions across the globe.
This year, we face another momentous choice. Fight and defeat the terrorists, or retreat from the central front in the War on Terror. Live up to our calling as Americans to stand for freedom, or choose Democrats, who have been clear that they will censure and impeach the President if they win back Congress.
Your investment in Grow Our Party Funds today will keep our party fighting for these core principles of freedom long beyond this e
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Jun 13 '06
11:09 am PDT
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Jimbo, you ignorant Republican slut.... (Reply to this comment)
by jay1051971
Where has your perfect hair been?
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Jun 12 '06
6:27 am PDT
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Hi Sweetie! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
My guardians have allowed me to use a computer, so I'm just dropping by to stalk you! Smoochie!!!
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Jun 02 '06
1:49 pm PDT
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Hiya champ. (Reply to this comment)
by brotherman
jus' checkin on ya. how's things?
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May 24 '06
10:21 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
And you've just given me the chance to be a California highway!
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Apr 30 '06
4:06 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
100 !!!!!
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Apr 29 '06
9:01 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
.........eb ot tnaw ylno I
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Apr 29 '06
9:00 am PDT
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Re: Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
"Romantic scenery was lacking. No matter where we positioned ourselves"
Imagination was lacking,too.Heh,heh.
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Apr 29 '06
8:58 am PDT
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Re: Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Very clever, Star #29! I see that you haven't lost your magic touch when it comes to arriving on the scene in a gassy blaze of glory and brightening things up around here--giving the neighborhood a special shine!
I hope that you're en-CUR-aged to keep it up--ol' bright and hot one!
Cheers!
AJ The Star-Stalker
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Apr 28 '06
8:18 pm PDT
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Re: Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Wow, so you reviewed the sun, eh? Have you always harbored this (sun-)burning desire to mingle with the stars, AJ? You seem like you might be prone to becoming starstruck, or a star-stalker, but you don't strike me as the type who'd lose all personal perspective and go off on some star trip. One can only imagine what it might have been that awakened in you this solar flare for the nomadic; this preoccupation with visiting stars.
So, when did you visit ol' Sol? I hear it gets pretty hot there this time of year. Looking on the bright side, there probably wasn't a cloud in the sky. You probably did a lot of outdoor barbecuing, regardless of the countless layers of sunblock you might have slathered on. Did you hit all of the hottest sun spots?
I recently visited the sun with a friend. Despite our 2-week long stay, we arrived and departed on the same day. My goal was to visit the sins of my forefathers (I read in the Bible that they [i.e., "the sins of the fathers"] are visited upon the sun), but apparently that was just a lot of hot gas. My friend visited to experience some of that fine fission for which the sun is so well known, but ditched her rod and reel after catching nothing but rays all day (and night). Romantic scenery was lacking. No matter where we positioned ourselves, we were never able to catch sight of a sunset or a sunrise. The sun, for all its reputed warmth and its sunny disposition, proved to be a typically self-absorbed star, and was not the least bit accommodating... --why must everything in the solar system always revolve around the sun? What a cosmic abuse of star power. It was almost worth extending our 2-week visit to 365 days, just so we could watch the Earth start a revolution, but, after considering the sun's constant state of fusion, its inability to relieve itself of its gas, and sensing it was a tortured Sol, decided to give the sun its space. We were happy to be the Sol-survivors of our trip.
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Apr 28 '06
5:25 am PDT
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Dessert Is Being Served!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
My review of The SUN is up and ready to devour for anyone who might be interested!
Enjoy!
AJ :-)
AJ (emoticon deleted for anyone with a secret hating of emoticons)
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Apr 24 '06
11:06 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I had dessert--and not a single calorie! I began reading an inspiring story and finished it this morning when I woke up.
It's in the April issue of The SUN, and the title of it is Along For The Ride by Joan Marcus. It's a daughter's memories of her ALS-afflicted mother who managed to navigate the streets of Boston (as well as other parts of her life) even when she was in the late stages of the condition.
I've been meaning to write a review of The SUN for quite some time. Perhaps, I should go do that now while I'm thinking about it...
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Apr 24 '06
8:00 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Not thirsty!?!
How about some desert before night-night?
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Apr 24 '06
7:41 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I'm not thirsty. I'm sleepy! G'nite!
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Apr 23 '06
11:23 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["(more GROANS)
You two get a room!"]
I did, G. You're in it right now. If you don't like the view, take your blindfold off.
Oh yeah, and would you groan a little more softly? There are people trying to exchange ideas in here. How 'bout making yourself useful and picking us up a few six packs of tallboys? (Mimicking Mickey Rourke's "Henry" character in the movie version of Charles Bukowski's "Barfly:") "Start trottin'! ... Mah friends are thirsty!"
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Apr 23 '06
4:30 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Keep on coming back anytime and keep this little party going. Once in awhile, the California King will even show up...
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Apr 22 '06
3:09 am PDT
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Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by erickmosaic
Thank you, but by my last comments I was just being a snotty jerk. The whole thing seemed to be a way of gaging if I still felt anything by coming here. I guess I do.
e.
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Apr 21 '06
6:14 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Congratulations, Ginzo! You left the 87th_Comment--as in 87 divided by 3 equals 29! :-)
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Apr 21 '06
3:09 pm PDT
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Re: Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
(more GROANS)
You two get a room !
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Apr 21 '06
10:20 am PDT
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Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
My compliments, E. It takes class and guts to leave a comment like that after a heated exchange. I would gladly accept your gracious apology, but I assure you, no apology is necessary. "Real" communication isn't necessarily polite; it's honest. You stated how you felt and you told me why. I responded in kind. If communication had to be conditional, there wouldn't be any, ever. Much of the time, there isn't. There's just people tip-toeing around each other, exchanging insincere pleasantries, yet saying little or nothing. I consider time too valuable to waste like that.
My writing style and actions intentionally provoke people; for better or for worse. I assume that if people realized how much time they waste beating around the bush engaging in "non-communication," they'd put a much higher priority on being direct, even if it meant having to ruffle a few tail feathers sometimes. I figure if I draw first blood (with my polemic review and comment style), it will provoke respondents/comment-leavers into dispensing with the time-wasting B.S. and encourage them to take whatever liberties they require to say whatever it is they REALLY want to say. It would be pretty silly if I went out of my way to ignite the fire, but complained or got upset whenever a flame resulted, wouldn't it? I think so.
I much appreciate your taking the time and effort to say what's on your mind, and your apology, unnecessary though it is, E. I have no beef with direct, unconditional communications or communicators. Never have. Feel free to muddy up my commentary welcome mat whenever you get the impulse.
Cheers,
--29th
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Apr 19 '06
4:18 pm PDT
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Re: ..... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
(GROAN)
Well that was no fun !
But good decision
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Apr 19 '06
9:46 am PDT
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..... (Reply to this comment)
by erickmosaic
29th,
I was out of line coming in here and insulting you. I make no excuses: I made a mistake. Both you and Buck deserved better than I offered up. I humbly retract my comments and can only say that I regret what I wrote.
All apologies,
Erick
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Apr 18 '06
2:29 am PDT
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Re: Re: A Poem (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
{i}["Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Truants are absent;
And so are you.
Warning:
If absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Then out your way I just might wander.
If you fear stalkers in the night,
You'd better materialize and write..."]
~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
Roses are slick;
Violets are violet;
The (bot-deleted-word)'s so thick;
There's nowhere to pile it.
Warned:
If posting keeps you Indiana-bound,
Then I might just decide to stick around.
Better stalker rhymes recited,
Than stalkers uninvited, extradited... {/i}
Indiana's pleasant
Cheap travel gas scarce,
So here are two quarters--
Call someone who cares.
Along with cheap petro,
My spare time's scarce, too,
And must go for things other
Than chasing down you.
But I'm not kidding anyone,
So might as well confess.
Am I glad you've returned here?
Honest answer? Heck yes!
So relax! Don't grow ulcers!
Go to sleep with a smile!
I won't be LA-bound
For a very long while.
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Apr 14 '06
6:41 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
[" Wow.
So all it takes is a whimsical juggling of my WOT and an obviously sarcastic comment to finally get one of the "cool kids" to notice me. My nickers are damp....and I suddenly wish I had done this back when I -and everybody else-cared.
And to think, if you had not been a loser it might have been YOU I saw on the Colbert Report.
SWAK,
e."]
"Cool kids?!" I'm about the least popular epinions subversive writer on the site. Are you sure you have the right account?
Notice you? Is that what this is all about? Most people go out of the way to have the opposite result happen, and I can't say as I blame them. That aside, whatever happened to "read my shit" emails or comments that say something like, uhhhhmmm, "notice me!"?
Surely an ad hominem attack on my character would only be the next best approach, no? Whatever the case, I think you've mistaken my eps social status with that of someone people here respect. I just don't fit in. Anywhere. It's part of my anti-charm.
["And to think, if you had not been a loser it might have been YOU I saw on the Colbert Report."]
Nowwwwwww you've got the right guy. Nothing wrong with being a loser if you're not always on the receiving end. I don't mind it so terribly. Hell, you should see all the losers who look up to me as though I have it on the ball. See that? Just think, E, you and I will always have plenty of company.
(Forgive me-- I'm a bit shy about kissing strange trash-talkers on the first or second flame. Next time for sure.)
Buck's Chosen One,
--29th
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Apr 14 '06
6:17 am PDT
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Never Try To "Buck" The Rating System (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Jeez... How could I have missed this little gem? My sincerest apologies, erickmosaic, but trust me (or don't), the Buck stops here. (Incidentally, don't you think "erickPROSAIC" would have been a substantially more appropriate user-name choice, considering this is a writing, not an arts & crafts, site? Just a thought...).
Onto erickmosaic's (and the late Uncle Buck's) thought-provoking, if inadvertently overlooked comment:
[[["I refuse to rate this because you gave a VH to one of the worst music reviews I've ever read."]]]
That ought to teach me, E, eh? Oh, the agony. Anything but THAT, you merciless, vengeful beast, you...
...As if your vicious withhold of your coveted rating wasn't excruciating enough, you leave me a comment TELLING me you omitted your rate! Damn! Right in the gonads, E... Then you pass the Buck (i.e., get "Buck Owens' Ghost") to kick me off your WOT? Is their no limit to the punishment and indignity you'll inflict on someone who has the gall to flagrantly exhibit a difference of opinion from yours, on the quality of some inane, six-year old music review?
Somehow, I knew that my unforgivably non-erickmosaic-approval-worthy rating would eventually come back to haunt me, even if it took over 1/2 of a decade for me to finally get my comeuppance. If only I had come clean then; confessed my difference of rating opinion to you, instead of waiting for you to inadvertently stumble over it, you might have seen it in your implacable heart to show me leniency NOW; ...might even have seen fit to rate my review (which, it so happens, is exactly ONE rating short of the total number of ratings I customarily prefer to display on my reviews-- DAMMIT!). I tell ya, some half-decades it just doesn't pay to get out of bed... Say-- Do you think maybe in another six years, you'll be able to see it in your heart to at least discuss the possibility of reconsidering your near-unendurable rate omission, Hysteric? Don't answer right away; take a few years to mull it over. No sense risking any unnecessarily rash, one or two-year long, knee-jerk decisions where a matter of such earth-shattering consequence as this one is concerned, right?
[[["O.k, it was almost 6 years ago and it was for a Buck Owens box set but it seems to be proof that you were a gutless suck up or, at least, a non-reading VHer who craved hitsbabyhits."]]]
Well, sheeeeeeiit, E, with a smoking gun like that one, how could I possibly hope to refute such a coldly logical and objectivity-unbiased assessment of what quite apparently must be my only two possible motives for such a brain-torturing abandonment of rating integrity. I too, find that I'm quite easily and objectively able to fully grasp the entire breadth and depth of a complete stranger's mental profile and psychological make-up based solely on one "multiple choice" rating of one insignificant, 6-year old music review, but, based on your flawlessly insightful analysis of my range of possible motives (above), you're obviously much better at it than I am.
Nevertheless, I find it puzzling that such a keenly astute student of human nature as you so obviously are, would allow himself to be duped into (web of) trusting such a transparent, one-dimensional, rubberstamping, hit-greedy rating suck-up as my profoundly integrity-compromised self, and for 6, LONG YEARS, no less. Does that stymie you as much as it does me, Esoteric? Probably just one of those once-in-a-lifetime (or at least once every 6 years) flukes, eh? Y'know, I'll bet you ol' "Buck Owens' Ghost" is behind this somehow. You seem the type who'd sell his soul for a lousy Buck, but you've gotta watch those fly-by-night, ghost Web of Trust consultants, E. I doubt Buck the Ghost is as transparent as I am.
["How else could you explain VHing such utter pointless crap? --e."]
Well, I think it's completely safe to rule out any possibility that I sincerely thought it deserved a "VH" rating, considering YOU didn't think so. I mean c'mon, E-- Who in his right mind would be silly or foolish enough to express his own, independent, alternative point of view, in the face of such overwhelming and irrefutable evidence in support of the contrary position; namely, that erickmosaic decided it was ". . .utter, pointless crap?" Guess I'm just a gutless, rubberstamping, hits-greedy, ratings suck-up. I'm okay with that. It definitely beats being the kind of gutless, rubberstamping suck-up who'd sell out his point of view for a lowly spot on your worthless W.O.T. (ehhhh, no offense to any of the WOT selections you relied on "Buck Owens' Ghost" to provide you, of course. Way to pass the Buck, E. See ya in six years.
You Da Man, E. ...Don't Ever Let'em Tell Ya Different (Yeah right, As if that could ever happen),
--29th
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Apr 14 '06
5:52 am PDT
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Re: A Poem (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Truants are absent;
And so are you.
Warning:
If absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Then out your way I just might wander.
If you fear stalkers in the night,
You'd better materialize and write..."]
~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
Roses are slick;
Violets are violet;
The bullshit's so thick;
There's nowhere to pile it.
Warned:
If posting keeps you Indiana-bound,
Then I might just decide to stick around.
Better stalker rhymes recited,
Than stalkers uninvited, extradited...
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Apr 14 '06
1:33 am PDT
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Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
[" P.S
The Ghost of Mr. Owens just told me to drop you from my WOT.
SO IT IS DONE.
e."]
(Written with all the sincerity I could be bothered to fake:)
Wait. Please. No. Anything but that.
How will I find the will to go on without ericmosaic's epinions-based trust? What now, will I have to look forward to in life? No eric! Please reconsider! Stop! You don't mean it! You can't do it! I need your trust... your validation, ...your agreement, ...your acceptance! Oh, this is just terrible! Who's epinions trust will ever fill the soul-searing void left by erickmosaic's withdrawn trust? The end is surely near...
If only I had done/said/rated everything exactly the way that world-esteemed paragon of human virtue, erickmosaic, would have wanted me to, this might NEVER have happened!
*Yeaaaawwwn*
There. Feel better, erick? Good.
Be sure not to let the door smack you on the ass on your way out...
There but for the grace of erickmosaic's epinions trust,
--29th
P.S. Do you always let yourself get bullied into doing things by ghosts, eric ol' sport? Perhaps you should consider adding "Mr. Owen's ghost" to your W.O.T.. That ought to lift his spirits. "...LIFT HIS SPIRITS," get it?! HAAH!
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Apr 13 '06
9:41 pm PDT
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A Poem (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
Truants are absent;
And so are you.
Warning:
If absence makes the heart grow fonder,
Then out your way I just might wander.
If you fear stalkers in the night,
You'd better materialize and write...
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Apr 06 '06
10:04 pm PDT
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Re: ... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hey, you!!!
Quit picking on my boyfriends, Buck & Jim!
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Mar 28 '06
12:12 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
It's already a done deal
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Mar 20 '06
8:32 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Wooooooooooooooooooooooo...
That's a dangerous statement to be making.
Should your wife ever decide to not be so understanding, you've given her license to declare you senile and take over all of your finances.
That would mean that you would no longer have control over the pennies occasionally made at Epinions.com!
Horrors! We can't have that happening, can we!?!
Smooches!
AJ :-)
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Mar 15 '06
10:10 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
LOL
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Mar 15 '06
10:05 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I almost forgot I was married!
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Mar 15 '06
7:48 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I like warm and fuzzy!!
As I've told you before,the wife would be happy to hear I'm conversing with anyone but her !
No really she's cool.We're very individualistic!!
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Mar 12 '06
7:16 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
My spiders survive because there are 29 of them--29!!!
Yeah, I'll always have a warm, fuzzy spot in my heart for Jim-Jim--but, with a name like Ginzo, you seem as if you can also be warm and fuzzy.
Anyway--even though I'm no threat to your wife, so she needn't worry--I'm having fun chit-chatting with you here in this "sacred" spot! LOL
Cheers!
AJ :-)
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Mar 10 '06
11:09 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I know your love is for him,thats OK.I'm just toying with you.Ooo!! That sounds like fun!!!
Anyway,how do spiders survive on a website?
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Mar 10 '06
9:08 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I'm talking to BOTH of you!!!
Did you know that I have a website that contains (among other things) 29 live spiders!?!
I'll probably be writing about that later tonight, so keep an eye on me, too!
Cheers!
AJ :-) (for Ginzo, because it has emoticon)
AJ (for Jim, because I've removed the emoticon)
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Mar 07 '06
3:15 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
She's talking to you,now,Jimbo (heh,heh)
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Mar 07 '06
8:44 am PST
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Re: Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Good! I'll be watching for something new from you, too!
Cheers!
AJ :-)
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Mar 07 '06
4:56 am PST
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Re: xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
O.K.,O.K.,I'll start writing right away !!
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Mar 06 '06
8:50 am PST
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xoxoxoxox (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hello, my cuddly, little furball! I want your body desperately!!!
Actually...I didn't come here to request your body but, instead, a new piece of your clever writing!
Smooches!
The Stalker Now Parked In Front Of Your House (maybe--or maybe not--why not look out and see, then get to the business of writing something new?)
P.S. Are we having fun yet!?!
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Mar 05 '06
4:23 pm PST
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Hi! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
eom
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Feb 26 '06
9:27 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I'll drink hard.
Jimbo,
I hope you're going to come out of the "cabin in the woods" to join,once again,the (kinda) annual comment memory lane W/O.
I'll be announcing it soon for the month of March.
Start thinking and saving some of your favorite posted comments from whomever,wherever,whatever
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Feb 16 '06
8:05 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I'll (softly) drink to that! After all, it takes one to know one, so I should know...
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Feb 13 '06
9:07 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Aye, jan. I've been a bit of a stranger to myself lately... I guess I'm just an all-around strange guy.
--The Alienated Alien
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Feb 13 '06
6:14 pm PST
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BTW (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Ever make up a palindrome? Good idea for your next post...;-)
Jan
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Feb 11 '06
11:34 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Oops, I missed your simple reply, Jim. You've got a confusing-looking comment section. Ok, got it. I thought you might be joking, but didn't know since you're such a stranger anymore. Hope all is well with you.
Jan
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Feb 03 '06
11:27 pm PST
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I'm back... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...and have just left Comment #58. And 58 divided by two is 29! Next chance is with the 87th_Comment...
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Feb 01 '06
9:33 am PST
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Hi! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
brb...
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Feb 01 '06
9:31 am PST
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! (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Oh so are you implying your reply wouldn't be so nice? I was just kidding with my earlier comment, or at least not trying to be mean. ;-)
Jan
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Jan 29 '06
12:53 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Little notes are always appreciated! Not just better--wonderful!
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Jan 28 '06
10:22 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I knew that
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Jan 28 '06
9:36 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I knew that
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Jan 28 '06
9:35 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
little note: I'm doing okay. Better?
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Jan 28 '06
12:31 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["Since I've been bla bla blab'n,I think he's decided to ignore this thread!!"]
Not so, my droogie, I have no objections at all to the "bla bla blab'n." I've just been spectating, is all. By all means, bla bla blab-on...
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Jan 28 '06
12:00 am PST
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Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Uhhhmmmm, jan? That was just a little joke. "Prove it." Get it? HEH!
You asked for a "simple response." I delivered. Now if you had asked for a "complex response," well...
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Jan 27 '06
11:56 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Ya !! For President!! And give me a Job!!
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Jan 27 '06
6:45 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Run, Jimmy! RUN!!!
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Jan 27 '06
5:47 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Go away,you! Your cutt'n in on my action!!
Go back to the good cause.
Four more years!
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Jan 27 '06
10:06 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
YAY! Jim's back!!!
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Jan 25 '06
8:47 pm PST
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Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["A simple reply to my comment would be nice. Jan"]
Can you prove this?
Thanks In Advance For Your Anticipated Efforts In This Regard,
--29th
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Jan 25 '06
2:12 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I just hope he's okay. I tend to worry about that guy when I don't hear from him (that is, here from him in the way of comment sections and/or new writings). He's a very special person, and I hope he always realizes that. He doesn't have to do something mind-blowing all of the time. Just a little note to let us know he's doing okay would suit me fine! Of course, his profound comments and writings are always a very welcome sight! :-)
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Jan 21 '06
12:06 am PST
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Re: Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Since I've been bla bla blab'n,I think he's decided to ignore this thread!!
I tend to do this to people from time to time.
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Jan 20 '06
11:48 am PST
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Re: This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
A simple reply to my comment would be nice.
Jan
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Jan 19 '06
5:34 pm PST
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This Is A Poll! Please Respond By Replying To It! (Details In Previous Comment) (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Aye!
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Jan 18 '06
5:22 pm PST
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Taking A Poll! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
How many people think it's time for Jim to post something new here? Say "Aye!"
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Jan 18 '06
5:21 pm PST
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Jimbo out of Limbo! (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Great to see you pop in with your inimitable humor and that you still have your cats from your comment, but might I mention that Dr. Phil in his latest pandering (book) compares men to dogs. Wonder if he'd think dogs were enCURaged to be like their male masters or vice versa? Hmm! ;-)
Jan
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Jan 16 '06
3:34 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: I see... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...will swish and sweep, the ocean deep with their fanlike tails. Speaking of mermaids, it seldom fails that Arielsong should be showing up here, since she holds the 29th so dear in her heart. Hey! Arielsong! Where are you? Make an appearance and come into view...
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Jan 15 '06
2:07 pm PST
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Re: Re: I see... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I'll drink Boonsfarm to that !!
"OOOOh,many a sailor asleep in the deep,and many a mermaid is ............
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Jan 15 '06
11:20 am PST
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Re: I see... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
100%!!!
And ginzo and I are borderline cases, too! LOL :-)
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Jan 14 '06
6:58 pm PST
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I see... (Reply to this comment)
by faithforever
You're still "NUTS"... Hugs, Gina
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Jan 14 '06
4:31 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Homer Simpson-DOH !!
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Jan 13 '06
9:56 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Homer Simpson-DOH !!
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Jan 13 '06
9:56 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Homer Simpson-DOH !!
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Jan 13 '06
9:56 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You mean Play-Doh!?! :p
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Jan 11 '06
5:02 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Doh !!!
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Jan 10 '06
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Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Welcome for what!?! I have no idea what you're talking about...
neenerneenerneener
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Jan 09 '06
8:10 pm PST
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Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Your very welcome.........
mmmMMMuuuuuuwaaaah...ha,haaaaaaaaaa....... !
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Jan 09 '06
6:09 am PST
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P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
This is comment #27 to remind everyone who is interested to vie for the 29th_Commenting_Position...
Future reasonable facsimile positions are:
58, 87, 116, 145...
But I wonder who is going to be the one who actually contributes the 29th_Comment...
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Jan 03 '06
11:01 am PST
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Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Yeah! I've heard that they can be mean and grouchy--or, at least, they try to give everyone the impression that they are! :-)
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Jan 03 '06
10:57 am PST
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Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I think this is a good spot to get the word out that dalmations are one of the most sneaky,viscious,worms of a breed one could ever own.
The cartoon fooled everyone.
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Dec 27 '05
10:50 am PST
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Eeps blows cur (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
well it certainly did for a while there huh? I just commented sordies farewell, just for sheeites and giggles. I was remembering the Lexi write off, the JKK Save Badkitty's butt write off, and of course our own EBD. And then low and behold, here you are writing about taking proper care of pooches.
Does taking proper care of your dog involve canine fellatio of any sort? I know some of the breeders out there have to help their male dogs "express" a nice cum shot if they are dying and they want to collect them. But I don't think masturbating your dog has quite the same effect as blowing it.
And you didn't really cover doggie skull anywhere in your consumerlicious, and scadfully helpful piece on doggie responsibility.
While not shocked, I am perhaps just a little saddened by the state of affairs we find ourselves in. Hell, it ain't even Christmas day yet, and dog owners far and wide are gathering their puppies into mangers and barns, and having their way with them. And if they came to you, if they searched for some doggie sexual advice, would they have found it here?
dear god man....
so I thought I would say hey, and let you know that i am, and will always be your friend
big hugs from Seattle town
cheers
deas
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Dec 24 '05
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Re: umm wow (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
...And here I thought my thankless, Promethean quest to provide consumer eyesight to the bargain-seeking blind would remain forever unappreciated, Becka-babe. From here on in, I write my helpfulocity-packed illuminations only for your better-buying-decision-making benefit. The rest of you consumers can stumble around in the barren bleakness of K-Mart bargain basements for the rest of eternity, for all I care.
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Dec 23 '05
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Re: I dunno (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Heya Hags--
Having a dog that bites peops in the assonance would bother my consonance too much. I'd have to have my pick of the alliterate before I'd take another cur into my current resonance. Does that make assonance to you?
With Nonsensonance,
--29th
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Dec 22 '05
5:58 am PST
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Re: Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I prefer fuchsia nail polish to pink. It goes better with my frilly, Victoria's Secret undies.
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Dec 22 '05
5:25 am PST
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Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
My dear Elaine:
While I very much appreciate your detailed instructions on how I might best control my bad-ass bitch's self-rule impulses, this is only superficially what my review is about. The review is actually about training consumers to effectively use their wayward canines to commit suicide. Besides, I like a good bitch. I prefer to provoke them with my irresistable obnoxiousness-appeal, than to break their sassy spirits with mental brute force. Oh that's right, we were talking about dogs, weren't we...
At any rate, I'm glad you took my earnest desire to fill the world with consumerly-helpfulness at face value. Stop back soon and often, sweet.
--29th
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Dec 22 '05
5:19 am PST
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Guess who's back in the neighborhood! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
http://www.epinions.com/content_214484618884
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Dec 18 '05
9:17 pm PST
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Re: Re: Okay (Reply to this comment)
by ezreka
Wait at least an hour after eating them before you go swimming.
Well, I knew that silly anything else?
Angela
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Dec 16 '05
8:35 am PST
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Re: Okay (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["Dr. Suess, if I had a dog, I would use your advice. Any advice on kittens?"]
Thank you for saying so, Madame E.
["Any advice on kittens?"]
Wait at least an hour after eating them before you go swimming.
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Dec 15 '05
8:26 am PST
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Re: Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
Dear Surrilous,
Our crafty canines consider "cur" conversations (cur)ruddy. Labs like ladylke less laddylike.
Ao Surrilous, Somebody said she suggested Surrilous show up here more ovten, but shake those spooky specks. I think it is a good idea too.
Grannuie
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Dec 14 '05
7:19 pm PST
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Okay (Reply to this comment)
by ezreka
Dr. Suess, if I had a dog, I would use your advice. Any advice on kittens?
Angela
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Dec 12 '05
10:47 am PST
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Re: We have gone to the dogs! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hi Ron--
Thank you for saying so. It sure is stirring and certainly reassuring to see your surferdude-self still surfing the shopper-survey shallows and purchase-research shoals when I resurface in the e-shore surf.
Cheers,
--jim 29th
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Dec 10 '05
2:55 am PST
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Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
My dear & very favorite Granny:
Your warm words melt on my frost-bitten frontal lobe's cerebral cortex like a warm, frothy belt of absinthe spiked with bathtub gin and napalm, sucked through the business end of an army-issue flamethrower, swallowed down with a molten lava-stream chaser of scrotum-scalding "yellow-matter custard, dripping from a dead-dog's eye."
I betcha a crafty critter like yo' bad self has no trouble curtailing, cur-recting and cur-ralling any curb-crappin', collar-creasin', curve-throwin' curs that cut corners on curfews or corrupt the canine canons of common cur-tesy, cur-rect?
Your Scurrilous Grandson,
--29th
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Dec 10 '05
1:18 am PST
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umm wow (Reply to this comment)
by LatteChick
And to think that I had effectively left Epinions. Leave it to you, 29th, to make me realize the helpful helpfulocity to be found on this fine site. I've seen the light!
xoxoxo
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Dec 06 '05
9:38 pm PST
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I dunno (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Perhaps if the pup is not pugnacious, your protocol is permissible. However, if the mutt is malevolent, maybe he might maul the masses with his molars. But hey. It's your hand.
Nice to hear from you.
Hags
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Dec 06 '05
8:03 pm PST
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Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Will your Rott also start saying, "Yip-Yip-Yap!" and wearing a "Pamper Me!" face while, also, allowing your to put a tiny bow on top of his head? How about wearing pink nail-polish?
Ciao!
AJ :-)
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Dec 06 '05
10:43 am PST
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No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
Being an expert on the area of b!tches, insanity, Rotty's and pretty much everything you ask me about.
This approach will get you absolutely nowhere with the canines my friend.
The proper approach would be to first:
~Kick the cur. (preferably in the ribs)
~Slam the 110 pound dog to the ground (show teeth) (wildly) (madly EVEN!), you’re a strapping Lad you can handle it.
~Holding the little mongrel tightly (as the struggle for alpha position will ensue) being mindful of the razor sharp fangs - pumpkin may snap at your face - while you gently place your own mouth around fido’s windpipe until submission occurs. (10-20 minutes)
If done correctly the flea bitten bag of fur will be a docked tail wagging, fun loving pup. Happy to dress in pink polka dots and rain boots. Forget hand feeding this tried and true technique will have doggie gently eating off of a fork. (gone are the days of mucus and drool)
Note: Squeezing too tightly could crush your darling’s windpipe and cur will incur a deadly occurrence. Which will not result in a desirable outcome. You may also need to pluck a few minor unsightly bits of doggie hair from your teeth at the end of your session.
Good seeing something new from ya. Thanks for the needed chuckle, as usual.
XOXO
Elaine
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Dec 06 '05
6:55 am PST
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hey there Jim... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
There was a day, so I am told, when a new posting by the 29th would slow the Eps servers to the viscosity of maple syrup on a January day campout in New Hampshire.
Given the number of rates and comments affixed to this offering . . .those days are apparently gone.
you said...
"Throwing all caution to the winds, you've got to bear your teeth in a fully-exposed, gritty, gleaming grin . . ."
..!?!..
'bear' your teeth..??
I am shocked..!! The confusion is perhaps more often in the other direction. Though the idea of 'bear' teeth does have a certain appeal.
Nice to see your user-name and thoughts again. Despite my minor niggling above.
...tom...
' on the clock . . . '
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Dec 05 '05
1:25 pm PST
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We have gone to the dogs! (Reply to this comment)
by surferdude7
Jim,
It is always a pleasure to read your reviews!
Ron
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Dec 05 '05
9:15 am PST
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Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
You've been awaay too long - I am glad you are back if only to straighten out those of us who let a couple of dogs own us. Welcome.
Grannie
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Dec 05 '05
6:03 am PST
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Re: Re: a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
oic
This dog tail isn't a CUR-ent affair...
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Dec 05 '05
2:56 am PST
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Re: a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Not exactly, AJ. My felonious feline fab-four have been flagellatin' Fidos since they were four-pawed fur-balls. My Dobey, Lucky Luciano (Sunbriar Von Blackschmidt) died long before my cats adopted me.
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Dec 04 '05
11:33 pm PST
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Re: Extremely cur-rageous consumerly advice (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I'm pleased to know there's anutta nut who's nut afraid to head-butt his mutt in the gut when that saturnine canine steps out-a-line, OCF. I'd write more, but I'm missing "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" on T.V. (the animated one; not the sucky Alex Baldwin one). Now that's one dog-floggin' hob-goblin who gots the know-how to get his low-brow bow-wow to kow-tow (a very "dog en-deering" demonstration of rein-dog remonstration).
--29th
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Dec 04 '05
11:16 pm PST
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a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hello, you cute, little dog biscuit, you!!!
So glad that you've decided to cross the Atlantic after being abroad for so long to toss a bone to the colonists!
You're right up there with The Beatles in thrillowatts!
Did you really make like a Monkee and buy yourself a dog 'cos you need a friend now?
How do your miniature lions and tigers like the newest member of your family?
Curious As A Cat...
AJ
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Dec 04 '05
9:47 pm PST
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Extremely cur-rageous consumerly advice (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
that every irresponsible currier should read and take to heart {after prying said organ from their little four-legged curmudgeon's jaws of c{o}urse} that should help take a huge bite out of the recurring ignorances on their behalf {or bequarter depending on the size of Fido's fangs}.
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Dec 04 '05
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