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Re: Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Welcome for what!?! I have no idea what you're talking about...
neenerneenerneener
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Jan 09 '06
8:10 pm PST
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Re: Thanks, Ginzo, for removing one of your comments... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Your very welcome.........
mmmMMMuuuuuuwaaaah...ha,haaaaaaaaaa....... !
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Jan 09 '06
6:09 am PST
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P.S. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
This is comment #27 to remind everyone who is interested to vie for the 29th_Commenting_Position...
Future reasonable facsimile positions are:
58, 87, 116, 145...
But I wonder who is going to be the one who actually contributes the 29th_Comment...
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Jan 03 '06
11:01 am PST
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Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Yeah! I've heard that they can be mean and grouchy--or, at least, they try to give everyone the impression that they are! :-)
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Jan 03 '06
10:57 am PST
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Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I think this is a good spot to get the word out that dalmations are one of the most sneaky,viscious,worms of a breed one could ever own.
The cartoon fooled everyone.
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Dec 27 '05
10:50 am PST
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Eeps blows cur (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
well it certainly did for a while there huh? I just commented sordies farewell, just for sheeites and giggles. I was remembering the Lexi write off, the JKK Save Badkitty's butt write off, and of course our own EBD. And then low and behold, here you are writing about taking proper care of pooches.
Does taking proper care of your dog involve canine fellatio of any sort? I know some of the breeders out there have to help their male dogs "express" a nice cum shot if they are dying and they want to collect them. But I don't think masturbating your dog has quite the same effect as blowing it.
And you didn't really cover doggie skull anywhere in your consumerlicious, and scadfully helpful piece on doggie responsibility.
While not shocked, I am perhaps just a little saddened by the state of affairs we find ourselves in. Hell, it ain't even Christmas day yet, and dog owners far and wide are gathering their puppies into mangers and barns, and having their way with them. And if they came to you, if they searched for some doggie sexual advice, would they have found it here?
dear god man....
so I thought I would say hey, and let you know that i am, and will always be your friend
big hugs from Seattle town
cheers
deas
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Dec 24 '05
12:53 am PST
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Re: umm wow (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
...And here I thought my thankless, Promethean quest to provide consumer eyesight to the bargain-seeking blind would remain forever unappreciated, Becka-babe. From here on in, I write my helpfulocity-packed illuminations only for your better-buying-decision-making benefit. The rest of you consumers can stumble around in the barren bleakness of K-Mart bargain basements for the rest of eternity, for all I care.
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Dec 23 '05
2:20 am PST
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Re: I dunno (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Heya Hags--
Having a dog that bites peops in the assonance would bother my consonance too much. I'd have to have my pick of the alliterate before I'd take another cur into my current resonance. Does that make assonance to you?
With Nonsensonance,
--29th
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Dec 22 '05
5:58 am PST
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Re: Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I prefer fuchsia nail polish to pink. It goes better with my frilly, Victoria's Secret undies.
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Dec 22 '05
5:25 am PST
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Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
My dear Elaine:
While I very much appreciate your detailed instructions on how I might best control my bad-ass bitch's self-rule impulses, this is only superficially what my review is about. The review is actually about training consumers to effectively use their wayward canines to commit suicide. Besides, I like a good bitch. I prefer to provoke them with my irresistable obnoxiousness-appeal, than to break their sassy spirits with mental brute force. Oh that's right, we were talking about dogs, weren't we...
At any rate, I'm glad you took my earnest desire to fill the world with consumerly-helpfulness at face value. Stop back soon and often, sweet.
--29th
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Dec 22 '05
5:19 am PST
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Guess who's back in the neighborhood! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
http://www.epinions.com/content_214484618884
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Dec 18 '05
9:17 pm PST
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Re: Re: Okay (Reply to this comment)
by ezreka
Wait at least an hour after eating them before you go swimming.
Well, I knew that silly anything else?
Angela
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Dec 16 '05
8:35 am PST
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Re: Okay (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["Dr. Suess, if I had a dog, I would use your advice. Any advice on kittens?"]
Thank you for saying so, Madame E.
["Any advice on kittens?"]
Wait at least an hour after eating them before you go swimming.
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Dec 15 '05
8:26 am PST
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Re: Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
Dear Surrilous,
Our crafty canines consider "cur" conversations (cur)ruddy. Labs like ladylke less laddylike.
Ao Surrilous, Somebody said she suggested Surrilous show up here more ovten, but shake those spooky specks. I think it is a good idea too.
Grannuie
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Dec 14 '05
7:19 pm PST
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Okay (Reply to this comment)
by ezreka
Dr. Suess, if I had a dog, I would use your advice. Any advice on kittens?
Angela
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Dec 12 '05
10:47 am PST
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Re: We have gone to the dogs! (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Hi Ron--
Thank you for saying so. It sure is stirring and certainly reassuring to see your surferdude-self still surfing the shopper-survey shallows and purchase-research shoals when I resurface in the e-shore surf.
Cheers,
--jim 29th
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Dec 10 '05
2:55 am PST
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Re: Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
My dear & very favorite Granny:
Your warm words melt on my frost-bitten frontal lobe's cerebral cortex like a warm, frothy belt of absinthe spiked with bathtub gin and napalm, sucked through the business end of an army-issue flamethrower, swallowed down with a molten lava-stream chaser of scrotum-scalding "yellow-matter custard, dripping from a dead-dog's eye."
I betcha a crafty critter like yo' bad self has no trouble curtailing, cur-recting and cur-ralling any curb-crappin', collar-creasin', curve-throwin' curs that cut corners on curfews or corrupt the canine canons of common cur-tesy, cur-rect?
Your Scurrilous Grandson,
--29th
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Dec 10 '05
1:18 am PST
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umm wow (Reply to this comment)
by LatteChick
And to think that I had effectively left Epinions. Leave it to you, 29th, to make me realize the helpful helpfulocity to be found on this fine site. I've seen the light!
xoxoxo
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Dec 06 '05
9:38 pm PST
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I dunno (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Perhaps if the pup is not pugnacious, your protocol is permissible. However, if the mutt is malevolent, maybe he might maul the masses with his molars. But hey. It's your hand.
Nice to hear from you.
Hags
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Dec 06 '05
8:03 pm PST
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Re: No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Will your Rott also start saying, "Yip-Yip-Yap!" and wearing a "Pamper Me!" face while, also, allowing your to put a tiny bow on top of his head? How about wearing pink nail-polish?
Ciao!
AJ :-)
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Dec 06 '05
10:43 am PST
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No no no, Bad doggy...Bad Bad Bad. (Reply to this comment)
by misc_el
Being an expert on the area of b!tches, insanity, Rotty's and pretty much everything you ask me about.
This approach will get you absolutely nowhere with the canines my friend.
The proper approach would be to first:
~Kick the cur. (preferably in the ribs)
~Slam the 110 pound dog to the ground (show teeth) (wildly) (madly EVEN!), you’re a strapping Lad you can handle it.
~Holding the little mongrel tightly (as the struggle for alpha position will ensue) being mindful of the razor sharp fangs - pumpkin may snap at your face - while you gently place your own mouth around fido’s windpipe until submission occurs. (10-20 minutes)
If done correctly the flea bitten bag of fur will be a docked tail wagging, fun loving pup. Happy to dress in pink polka dots and rain boots. Forget hand feeding this tried and true technique will have doggie gently eating off of a fork. (gone are the days of mucus and drool)
Note: Squeezing too tightly could crush your darling’s windpipe and cur will incur a deadly occurrence. Which will not result in a desirable outcome. You may also need to pluck a few minor unsightly bits of doggie hair from your teeth at the end of your session.
Good seeing something new from ya. Thanks for the needed chuckle, as usual.
XOXO
Elaine
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Dec 06 '05
6:55 am PST
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hey there Jim... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
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There was a day, so I am told, when a new posting by the 29th would slow the Eps servers to the viscosity of maple syrup on a January day campout in New Hampshire.
Given the number of rates and comments affixed to this offering . . .those days are apparently gone.
you said...
"Throwing all caution to the winds, you've got to bear your teeth in a fully-exposed, gritty, gleaming grin . . ."
..!?!..
'bear' your teeth..??
I am shocked..!! The confusion is perhaps more often in the other direction. Though the idea of 'bear' teeth does have a certain appeal.
Nice to see your user-name and thoughts again. Despite my minor niggling above.
...tom...
' on the clock . . . '
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Dec 05 '05
1:25 pm PST
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We have gone to the dogs! (Reply to this comment)
by surferdude7
Jim,
It is always a pleasure to read your reviews!
Ron
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Dec 05 '05
9:15 am PST
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Well, Dog gone (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
You've been awaay too long - I am glad you are back if only to straighten out those of us who let a couple of dogs own us. Welcome.
Grannie
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Dec 05 '05
6:03 am PST
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Re: Re: a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
oic
This dog tail isn't a CUR-ent affair...
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Dec 05 '05
2:56 am PST
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Re: a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Not exactly, AJ. My felonious feline fab-four have been flagellatin' Fidos since they were four-pawed fur-balls. My Dobey, Lucky Luciano (Sunbriar Von Blackschmidt) died long before my cats adopted me.
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Dec 04 '05
11:33 pm PST
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Re: Extremely cur-rageous consumerly advice (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
I'm pleased to know there's anutta nut who's nut afraid to head-butt his mutt in the gut when that saturnine canine steps out-a-line, OCF. I'd write more, but I'm missing "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" on T.V. (the animated one; not the sucky Alex Baldwin one). Now that's one dog-floggin' hob-goblin who gots the know-how to get his low-brow bow-wow to kow-tow (a very "dog en-deering" demonstration of rein-dog remonstration).
--29th
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Dec 04 '05
11:16 pm PST
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a rare o-CUR-ance has happened...the studmuffin has broken his silence... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Hello, you cute, little dog biscuit, you!!!
So glad that you've decided to cross the Atlantic after being abroad for so long to toss a bone to the colonists!
You're right up there with The Beatles in thrillowatts!
Did you really make like a Monkee and buy yourself a dog 'cos you need a friend now?
How do your miniature lions and tigers like the newest member of your family?
Curious As A Cat...
AJ
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Dec 04 '05
9:47 pm PST
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Extremely cur-rageous consumerly advice (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
that every irresponsible currier should read and take to heart {after prying said organ from their little four-legged curmudgeon's jaws of c{o}urse} that should help take a huge bite out of the recurring ignorances on their behalf {or bequarter depending on the size of Fido's fangs}.
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Dec 04 '05
8:07 pm PST
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