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A Surer Cure For Your Cur's Recurrent Incursions
by 29th_Candidate | Dec 04 '05
Advantages: Better breeders breed blander barkers. Disadvantages: Bitter breeders breed badder biters .

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Re: Re: Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Yep! I am! And my current stalkee loooooooooooooves it!!!

I see that our pet is back to writing here again, and I can't wait to read it!
Feb 19 '07
5:19 am PST

Re: Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
It's official. She's a stalker !!
Feb 15 '07
4:14 am PST

Happy Valentine's Day!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I hope you're doing well--I know that you're certainly missed around here! :(
Feb 14 '07
4:16 am PST

Re: Re: 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Ginzo you animal!!!
Feb 06 '07
7:13 pm PST

Re: 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
69,69,69,69,69,69,69
Feb 06 '07
7:59 am PST

29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! 29! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You're so vain!
I bet you think this chant is about you!
You're so vain!
You really think this chant is about you-Don'tcha don'tcha? Don'tcha?

You're still my special #29--but, tonight, the number 29 is the final score of the Indianapolis Colts to go with the number 17 of the Chicago Bears!

YeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss!

How do ya like THEM apples!!!

Go Blue!!!

Hey, Jim-Jim! What can I say!?!

Your number is a FAMOUS one now, so get your butt over here and bask in the glory of it all!!!
Feb 04 '07
7:42 pm PST

Re: Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
ya gotta be chit'n me !!
Feb 03 '07
11:35 am PST

Where ARE You, Baby!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
eom
Feb 02 '07
2:26 am PST

Hey! We Have Another Player Here! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
And, if you've been very observant, you would know that the 29th_Studmuffin has been playing peek-a-boo with us. Does anybody else get my drift?
Jan 12 '07
11:56 pm PST

Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by NealGoodall
..and What She Said
Jan 12 '07
11:16 am PST

Coming Soon (Reply to this comment)
by NealGoodall
There is No Black Dog & The Golden Slide
Jan 12 '07
11:14 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
One more thing...B and N could stand for Beef and Noodles--also right up my alley.

B and N can also stand for Be Nice--and Jim should Be Nice and come back here again!
Jan 10 '07
7:43 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
B and N sounds like a plan to me, too!

Nothing like a bowl of vegetable beef with barley soup and a napkin to wipe my mouth when needed from both the soup and the tea (make mine green, please).
Jan 10 '07
7:40 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
I like a good size B and a N

Bowl and Napkin to go with the tea
Jan 05 '07
11:19 am PST

Re: Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I will respond to your comment in hopes that Jim will come over here to scold me for responding to comments directed at him.

Likewise with me when it comes to how shocked we would be should Jim come back here and post something, but we keep on hoping and posting, don't we.

Jim, I'm holding your birthday ransom!

If you don't come back here before the weekend is over, I'm going to post the information here...

Well...maybe, I'm too nice to do that, but I'm *so* tempted...
Jan 04 '07
9:28 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You mean like something that starts with a t?

Okay!

I can feed him from a teacup!
Jan 04 '07
9:24 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Maybe if you come up with something a little more sensuous than an eyedropper
Jan 04 '07
7:57 am PST

Re: It's Not Me Not Being Myself (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
Double negatives mean a positive. Sounds like a fractured personality wannabe to me. But it would be fun hearing from you again, Jim. Shock our innards. You can do it!

Jan
Jan 03 '07
11:10 pm PST

Re: Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
I was going to go with a baby bottle or a baby doll bottle originally but I thought that an eye-dropper might even be cuter.

Seriously, I wish Jim would come back here again...
Jan 02 '07
12:16 pm PST

Re: Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
An eyedropper??
Jan 02 '07
9:32 am PST

New Year--New Contribution! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Jim, when it gets to be 2007, how about celebrating by posting something new here!?! Another comment would at least be something, but another entire item would be dynamite! How about it, Jim-Jim? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Dec 31 '06
4:33 pm PST

Coaxingly Said... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Heeeeere JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy (makes lip-smacking sounds) C'mon JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy...We're you're friends...We're not going to hurt you...C'mon JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy! Come to AJ! She just wants to pet you and feed you milk right out of an eye-dropper! She thinks you're Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute that she just wants to eat you up! She just wants to fill your tummy and burp you! Come to AJ, sweet, precious JimmyJimmyJimmyJimmyJimmy...
Dec 26 '06
6:47 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
You're on the intelligent side--right along with Jim and me! Of course, Jim and I are on the crazy side, too--so why don't you join us there, if you haven't already! It's quite a club to belong to!
Dec 26 '06
6:42 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
You,too!! My dear!!I'm on the intelligent side,right??
Dec 26 '06
9:53 am PST

Re: Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Merry Christmas, Ginzo, Jim, and anyone else crazy/intelligent enough to make an appearance here! AJ
Dec 25 '06
4:41 pm PST

Re: If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
Man!! I'd pay to see that!!!

I'll bring the cherries!! I heard your gonna need them :) :b
Dec 16 '06
9:59 am PST

If You Don't Show Up Here Soon... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...I'm going to come to LA and lie on a bed out in your front yard without any clothes on! Just whipped cream!

Yes! That's a threat!

Aren't you glad that I'm just too broke and lazy to act on it!?!

Even so, you'd better get your cute, little buns back here and mingle with us peasants!
Dec 15 '06
5:06 pm PST

I'm Going To Assume... (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
...that you would like to be thought of as 29 and holding, so I will go along with that...

spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank! spank!

Plus...

One to grow on... spank!
One to be good on (as if it would really work)... spank!
and
One just because I want to... spank!

Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Ooooooo...aaaaaaaaa...Wanna spank you, Baby!
Nov 14 '06
1:09 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
LOL
Nov 08 '06
7:38 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Jim!!! Where ARE You, Anyway!?! Don't You Realize How Much You're Missed!?! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
He's with his three wifes and seven children.

He only goes out to see his boyfriend
Nov 08 '06
7:15 am PST
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