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Something Clever

Jan 05 '06

The Bottom Line I had a bowl of cereal for breakfast, combos for lunch, and spaghetti for dinner today. Have you seen my girlfriend?

A humm a phreeee. Ahem.

Running through my nose like twisted raspberry lemonade
a glowing neon sign
Mushy mush
tushy tush
A round little shiny little rump

A humm a phreeeeeahh. Ahummmmmm.

I cannot find Waldo in my brothy chicken soup
Mustardy turd of gooedey goook
the pirouetting fat man
takes a pointed look
through his mysterious book
In search of something clever.

The preceding poem was actually decreed a funny story by the higher ups here at epinions, hence its placement in the humor fiction category. Take any complaints up with management.

(But I still cannot find Waldo in my brothy chicken soup, she cried!)

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