The Review Your Ex-Lovers (or Present Ones) Write-Off Jan 24 '06 (Updated Oct 14 '06)    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Answering Machines GE 29875GE1 Digital Answering Machine From $10 The Bottom Line Have you ever seen a write-off with such effrontery? Mankind perpetually trudges through the viscous search for love. Many fail. Some succeed. We've all had memorable relationships and escapades, excursions and affectations. We've experienced harlots, cadgers, sycophants, royals, tatterdemalions... Now is your chance to review them. That's right. You read it. Review your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend, ex-husband/wife, even your present one. How serious is this? Not very. But you can make it so. Angry about a previous relationship? Now's your chance to vent. Don't want others to make the same mistakes? Here you could change lives. Find yourself an efficacious entertainer who could have hordes of fun writing about this (like myself)? Take a shot. I'll personally do a series covering every single ex-girlfriend (and my current paramour), and yes, I will inform the ones who haven't placed a restraining order on me (that was a joke, I swear). Grading scale? The only requirement is that you place a "number out of five stars" rating somewhere. Insofar as the criteria, that's all up to you. For example, you could do: (out of ten) Humor: 8 Intelligence: 7 Novelty: 4 Direction: 6 Skills in Bed: 2 Total: 27/50 Or, if you're more succinct, utilize the Intellectual Whores Rating System (1): For Women: Money/Power: 34/50 Attraction: 19/40 Things Women Say They Care About But Don't: 4/10 For Men: Looks: 51/60 Estimated Chance She'll Put Out Quickly: 29/30 Other: 3/10 Note: the IWRS is almost always true Or, more suitably, do your own thang. You don't need a scale. Or perhaps you do. Have fun. Be satirical if you want. Feel free to use pseudonyms. Write an essay castigating this write-off if you wish. So, let me re-cap the requirements: 1. It must be a real former/present paramour (actually, twist this if you want... if you dated Medusa, I can't disprove it) 2. There must be a rating out of 5 stars 3. You must post it in the Romance Non-Fiction Section You can write as many as you want. Either email me or post your response in the comment section. Be expecting at least ten from me (likely double that). -Tom Speaker, eponymous eternal universal muse 1. http://intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html Entries petey_2 reviews Jaime updateghost (that's me) reviews Jenna updateghost reviews Micah updateghost reviews Liz updateghost reviews Caroline janteloven reviews... well, everything thewasp reviews Apollonia wrdnik3 reviews Hazel wrdnik3 reviews Jacqui wrdnik3 reviews Leanne wrdnik3 reviews Kylie thewasp reviews Carol updateghost reviews Ashley/Ashlee/Ashlie updateghost reviews Crystal updateghost reviews Megan updateghost reviews Amber thewasp reviews Melissa thewasp reviews Vera thewasp reviews Astuko thewasp reviews Tamara updateghost reviews Tasha updateghost reviews Michelle updateghost reviews Angela updateghost reviews Ariel updateghost reviews Niccole updateghost reviews Whitney updateghost reviews Heather updateghost reviews Tifanei updateghost reviews Melinda (his current paramour) updateghost reviews himself (featuring Melinda) thewasp reviews Amy

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