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Women ... You Can't Live With Them, etc.
by Fez_Monkey | Jan 26 '06
Even today I am rendered helpless by a well-timed wink, long silky hair, and a shapely calf. You'd think I'd have learned by now.

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hoping.... (Reply to this comment)
by jkkelley
...that your comment notify is still working. You are harder to find than an authentic fezzed monkey in the wild (outside Handschar re-enactment groups). But if you get this, hie thee hence to a group on Facebook called The Fez Crew, where many of your old homeboys and homegirls are making arthritic love.
Mar 08 '09
11:44 am PDT

This has been... (Reply to this comment)
by lammet
languishing for a year!... Where's was I -ah, reading the rating-circled hats. Thanx to MiDoyle for pointing me in your direction. You're in my read list, hurry up with more.

-Vasilis
Jan 04 '07
4:50 am PST

Ook Ook (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Encore, mofo.

--29th
Sep 04 '06
2:16 pm PDT

@ (Reply to this comment)
by pranapana
Well really. What a little wh ore! (at least she works cheap though)

Poor monkey *rub rub* nevermind. She's probably obese now from all that sugar.
Jul 04 '06
6:37 pm PDT

Re: Re: I sure hope you're worth it! (Reply to this comment)
by Hypotenuse

Yup. I kinda figured you would be. Which is why I was willing to fork over the cash. ;-)

Not really MIA so much as just busy. Believe it or not. Got another new job, which I've been at for almost a year now. Very cool. That's some sort of record for me. But I love it, weird as it is.

And I've gone wireless, and have yet to set up my computer. Which means I have to pry one of the kids' mitts off of their laptops in order to go online. Which doesn't happen that often. Sometimes I think their fingertips are glued to the keys. And I keep having to dodge IMs from what seems like the entire junior class at number one son's high school.

:rolleyes:

But anyhow, I'm missing you muchly, but do see you every so often. Playing a video game and the monkey punctuates every statement with Ook Ook! or Eek Eek.

Thinking of you. Take care.

Lyn
Apr 12 '06
8:54 pm PDT

Re: I sure hope you're worth it! (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
Lyn!

Where ya been, sweetie? You sure are good at disappearing when you want to be. Good to see you back.

And, by the way, I am well worth it.
Mar 13 '06
8:03 am PST

I sure hope you're worth it! (Reply to this comment)
by Hypotenuse

Do you realize just how much it costs these days to ship a pack of watermelon Bubble Yum via overnite express?

Sheesh.


Lyn
Mar 12 '06
11:11 am PST

Liquor is quicker (Reply to this comment)
by ultra_violet
Bubble Yum is okay, but I prefer a strawberry margarita.
Feb 25 '06
12:12 pm PST

... (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
haggis: No, she didn't buy me any goddamn gum, but she did show me hers behind the bungalows one day at nutrition. Of course, being 7 I thought she had suffered a horrible accident, and had this intense, deep, throbbing desire to comfort her.

Thanks for reading!

vic: No, I don't lose interest if I am not required to shell out copious amounts of cash. I lose interest after I have shelled out copious amounts of semen.

Thanks for reading!

jan: If you found this charming I would be happy to buy you a pack of watermelon flavored Bubble Yum brand bubblegum.

Thanks for reading!
Feb 01 '06
9:11 am PST

;-) (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
This was charming. More, more, please!

Jan
Jan 29 '06
12:42 am PST

Welcome back (Reply to this comment)
by vicfar
After your brilliant, irreverent essay "Handicapping the Papalchase", I was anxiously waiting for a follow-up. Finally! I thoroughly enjoyed this one too. It is true that we always have to spend a lot on the best women, but don't we lose interest immediately if they lower their demands?

Vittorio
Jan 27 '06
6:49 pm PST

People want to know... (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Yeah, Maria! Now there was a girl for whom I could really fall...

So, did she buy you the gum?
Jan 26 '06
5:12 pm PST