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Jenna (Review Your Ex-Lovers W/O)Jan 27 '06 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line was in love. Really, I was! I had my first girlfriend when I was two years old. Her name was Jenna. We met through each others' parents. Jenna was the perfect playmate (don't misinterpret that, you prurient bastards). We indulged in wonderful games such as Tag, Hide & Seek, and Ring Around the Rosie. She brought my toddlered mind happiness. I'll never forget my fourth birthday, at Chuck E. Cheese, when she kissed me... right in front of the man himself. Chuck E. Cheese. I've never had a prouder moment. But then Jenna stopped calling. To my knowledge, she couldn't handle a long-distance relationship. We rendezvoused in first grade, and she tried to kiss me again, but then I thought: "Why would I want to kiss this libertine? She hasn't called. She hasn't sent letters. I'm not taking this shit." I hastily told her that I had chicken pox (a spurious claim, of course), and she screamed "Ew! Gross!" and withdrew. Jenna is a deceptive bitch who's only out for your lips. Stay away. Rating: 2/5 Stars Other Rating: D+ Has this girl ever kissed around before? Probably Was this girl reliable? Absolutely not Would you ever date her again? Yes, but I'll wait for her to come out on video Recommended: No Review Your Ex-Lovers W/O  |
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