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Liz (Review Your Ex-Lovers W/O)Jan 27 '06 Write an essay on this topic.
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Liz was in my English class. She had big boobs, so I liked her. Being an introvert, I spent my seventh grade recesses standing around and talking to nobody. One day, her friend "Jane" approached me and said, "Will you go out with Liz?" Shocked, I asked, "Is she serious?" Jane left and reappeared seconds later, saying "yes." I accepted Liz's proposal. Several guys clasped my shoulders and said, "Tom, you the man. Dating Liz." I smiled with ambivalence (everything seemed fishy). Within a minute, Jane returned, saying, "Liz is breaking up with you." I laughed. The guys came back and said, "Damn, a minute. That's a record, man." There you have it. The world record for shortest relationship. Liz is a sycophantic, perfidious skank. Rating: 1/5 Recommended:: Hell no Would you let her flash you?: If it was free Review Your Ex-Lovers W/O  |
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