Some of my silly haikus

Mar 04 '06    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line I wrote these a while ago. I did them to make my wife laugh at work. Hope you enjoy them as much as she did.

Boo Boo haiku(he is our cat)

My cat full of fur
Hold him tight and hear him purr
I love that darn cat


Expensive Sushi

California Rolls
Filled with lots of tasty stuff
I should eat you up


King of the B Movies

King of B Movies
Full of slapstick and much wit
Bruce Campbell rocks


My Wife's Crazy Boss

Outrageous boss man
Loves to torment my precious
will he ever stop


Zombie

I am a zombie
I roam about with no pulse
I should get some sleep


Tuna Fish

Open up the can
Dig out the tasty tuna
My cat now wants some

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