oh yeah - yo momma smack my pimp daddy (Steve's PORN NAMEs WRITE OFF entry) Mar 14 '06    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line Yeah, yo know that yo momma and yo sista can pimp my ride and $!%! my @$%! with their hot @%!% anyday! Ya down with me, yo boy?! Yeah! I. Introduction... "For those of you at home keeping score, that's Martin Scorsese, Zero Oscars; Three-6 Mafia, One." - Jon Stewart at the 2006 Academy Awards Show Now that we've seen Three-6 Mafia win an Academy Award, I thought it would be time to revisit the world of Boogie Nights where you all know that Marky Mark ain't got nothing anywhere close to the size of my... oh, this is a family site? I'm sorry, I digress. Alright then, yo, I'll try to keep this somewhat PG-13. And like romasuave said in the bottom line of his What's My Porn Name Write Off Invitation, "Hope this turns out to be a success and won't come back to bite me!" Here's my entry in the amazingly fantastic, knee-slapping, good-time, rock & roll story --- What's My Porn Name Write-Off! II. The What's My Porn Name Write Off... 1. (Name of your first dog) (your Mother’s maiden name) ((dog can be substituted for another pet)) Keeno Bothwell 2. (Name of current car) (The street that intersects the one you live on) ((if you don’t have a car name your dream car)) Maxima Cordova 3. (First name of Favorite celebrity) (Von) (Favorite store) ((if store has a long name, use the last word in the name)) Jimmy VonShop 4. (Best Friend’s 1st name) (Mac) (city of residence name) ((if more than 1 word, use the last word)) Lisa MacVancouver 5. (Favorite cut of steak) ((Chuck, Porter, York, Mignon, or Sirloin)) (Von) (favorite food) York VonBurger 6. (Your nickname) (Del) (favorite 2 word phrase) Stevie Del Frack Off 7. (Generic Adjective) (Generic verb er) Smarty Blower 8. (Generic 4-letter word) (Generic 5-letter word) Bell Steam 9. (Item in Bathroom y) (Mac) (item in kitchen) Tubby MacKnife 10. (Favorite season) (nickname for breasts) Spring Titties 11. (Name a planet.....Gee, I wonder which one most will pick....) (verb that ends in ‘s’) UB313 Bless III. Conclusion... Now if you found any of the above funny, go watch Date Movie along with all of the Police Academy movies (in order - 1 through 889,434) as well as Loaded Weapon I, Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane I and II, Naked Gun 1, 2 1/2, 33 1/3, Spy Hard, Brain Donors, Monty Python, Undercover Brother, all of the American Pie movies, My Stepmother is an Alien, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, White Chicks, Big Momma's House I & II, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo, Hot Shots!, Hot Shots: Part Deux, Top Secret!, Jane Austen's Mafia!, Ruthless People, Big Business, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Coming to America, 48 Hours, Another 48 Hours, Midnight Run, Clifford, Beverly Hills Cop, Trading Places, Boomerang, The Golden Child, Vampire in Brooklyn, The Nutty Professor (Both the Jerry Lewis and the Eddie Murphy Versions), Dr. Dolittle (all of them - the originals and the remakes), I Spy (both the Cosby and the Murphy versions), Daddy Day Care, The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, The Lonely Guy, All of Me, !Three Amigos!, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Parent Hood, all of the Home Alone movies, My Blue Heaven, all of the Vacation movies including Christmas Vacation II, all of the Pink Panther movies, and yeah, okay, that's enough. (c) March 14, 2006, Steven H. Lee

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