The World According to Hugh...Where the hey did Hugh go this time?
Mar 21 '06
The Bottom Line The next time I disappear, for Pete's sake, tell me where I am...
It's Springtime! The sun is out, the birds are chirping, the snow is melting, and I slipped and fell in the mud today.
Ok, I apologize for being gone for nearly a year again.I know that my attendance has been increasingly sporadic. Feel free to flog me as you see fit. (Actually, that might be kind of fun)
Oboy, spring is here, I've got a new toaster, and Pop-Tarts are still affordable on my budget. What could be better? I have eyebrows again, too....can life get any better than this?
I've been looking for work, and discovering that most prospective employers have no sense of humor. Maybe I should leave the whoopie cushion at home when I go to job interviews.
And, single life isn't all it's cracked up to be these days, either. I'm no longer being stalked by Delores, thank heavens, but I still can't show my face in that restaurant.
I've recently met someone with whom I've had a few pleasant phone conversations and a couple dinners, and she disappeared after that. Oh well, maybe I should wear a warning label on my forehead; "WARNING!! Dating Hugh may result in your disappearing from the face of the earth!"
Hmmm....that makes me look rather nefarious...as if I'm wanted in three states for the disappearances of single women whose last remarks were "I'm going to dinner with Hugh; see you later", after which they are Never Heard From Again. At least I don't hear from them. Mutual acquaintances assure me they still exist. As far as this last one goes, the incident with the crab leg wasn't THAT traumatic....at least I didn't think so. (I thought it was still alive and beat it with my fork a few times...is that bad?)The nuns she is staying with tell me she can sit upright and hold a glass of water again without spilling. That's progress.
But here I am, and I'll do my best to stay around for a while, if I can. I never expected to disappear in the first place, so hopefully I can control this tendency in the future. I've seen a few good movies lately and a couple of stinkers, so reviews will follow in due course.
Anyhow, everyone out of the pool! Hugh's back!
Yours until I discover the cure for chronic looniness
Hugh U. Kidden
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