Rated-R Gets Dangerous With Dick Dangerous
Apr 01 '06 (Updated Aug 07 '06)
The Bottom Line If you have to be somebody, be Dick Dangerous!
After being abducted by the fearless posse of Dick Dangerous, then shoved down in a cellar with a bag over my head at gunpoint, and fed raw meat and several cases of Old Peculier beer, I decided that something needed to be done about this outrageous behavior. I decided to do whatever he said when it came to writing. He is forcing me, at gun point mind you, to join his April 1st write-off. If I didn't, he was going to kill me. Since I'm all about living, I decided to join. I'm a tad bit confuse why he would want the worst writer at epinions.com, myself that is, to join his write-off, but then again, he might not be right in the head. After all, he likes to post pictures of bipedal marsupials from Australia on his personal web page. So unnatural!
I simply figured out that I shouldn't have a discussion with a gun barrel. So, I called Dick Dangerous, himself, a censored-boy! I think he was very impressed with that. So, instead of giving me cheap English beer, he gave me some cheap American bourbon called Old Grand Dad. I thought to myself, a little taste of home! I told him if I’m going to write in your write-off, the raw meat has to go. I told him I learned a lot about cooking from the Food Network, and I would perform better if I had a decent meal from time to time. Next thing I knew, I was cooking for his whole fearless posse, but to keep me from running away I cooked naked. But to my dismay, only Skittles was impressed with my package! Besides, the spattering grease was hurting my vital organ! So, they gave me an apron.
For some reason his whole posse was requesting me to open up a restaurant in Finchley. Maybe it was my cooking!
Anyways, after long hours of negotiations I came up with a perfect formula for his write off. That formula is simple, just make him look like a total jerk, a complete fool, a psychopathic boob, or anything else I want to do to demoralizes his fearless ass whenever I damn well please!
Anyways, on with the write-off!
Disclaimer: The name of this write off and questions asked was decided by the fearless posse not long ago. I hold no responsibility for the foul language in Dick Dangerous's title and questions. I will only be held responsible for my own foul language.
Who The censored Is Dick Dangerous Write Off.
Well, once again he has put his own name in his next title, and forcing me by gun point, and many others, to do the same. He is a marketing genius. He desires web presence so he can get those valuable penny-worth-hits so he can support his terrorist ways! If you need someone brutally taken out, along with hundreds of bystanders, Dick Dangerous is your man.
1. So who the censored is Dick Dangerous? How would you describe this cold ass mothercensored?
From the heaping mounds of smoking charred remains, the prodigious amounts of pools of blood, and the mass quantities of mangled body parts in the wake of his destructive paths, Dick Dangerous is simply a cold censored mothercensored'n assassin. The smell of burning flesh inspires him to kill more, and become even more bolder by using more creative and more torturous methodologies to inflict pain on his victims before he finally takes them out! His speciality is gutting people like a fish while they are still alive!
Also, because my cellar was under his bedroom, he was one horny sex fiend. Women were constantly asking him for more, or to do it faster. One girl asked him to go deeper, but Dick Dangerous shot her. The blood seeped through the cracks of the floor boards, and onto my cases of cheap English beer.
2. If you could be Dick Dangerous for a day what would you do? Don't make me make out with 50: I still haven't gotten over that one.
If I was Dick Dangerous for a day I would force the Brits to give back Northern Ireland. They stole Northern Ireland a long time ago, and kept it, so they wouldn't look like censored to the world. The people of Northern Ireland might be happier being under control by the Brits, but it just doesn't matter to me at all. A whole country means better Irish whisky, better beer, and more hot green-eyed red-heads for all of us! Other than that, I would make him make out with 50 cent!
3. Which Dick Dangerous character would you most like to be in an adult situation with? Maybe I should add the proviso apart from me - that's a given.
Sorry, I don't need to be in an adult situation with any of his pathetic characters because I myself am a force to be reckon with. I am a god-hater, and proud of it! The only things those simpering characters wanted from me was a good meal, a good write-up, and a picture of my package for some unknown reason!
4. Who is your favorite Dick Dangerous character? What's your flavor?
You haven't created my favorite character yet. If you did, his name would be GOD-HATER! First of all, you really need to show some creativity! Secondly, you really need to show some creativity. Finally, you need to show some creativity.
5. Which is your favorite Dick Dangerous review? Everyone gotta have a favorite.
My favorite Dick Dangerous review, is the one without his name in it!
6. Which celebrity would you most like Dick Dangerous to take out? Don't chose Sean Connery or Dick And Dom, we done them good.
Okay, I'll give him Kate Beckinsale. But we'll put a bag over her head just in case! Also, along with the bag, all she will be wearing is an apron! I am a big fan of naked latitudinous pair of breasts hanging out, and over, a cooking apron. I'm sure you are as well.
7. Which Epinionator would you most like Dick Dangerous to take out? Go on, let's play naughty. I like that censored.
I'm going to make Dick Dangerous go out on a date with _haggis_! Without a doubt, _haggis_ can drink his weight, whatever that is, in beer and scotch. Thus being one of the most expensive dates of all time. I also can guarantee this man will not eat raw steaks, he prefers his meat cooked!
8. Which category should Dick Dangerous be Advisor for? I am caring and sharing, after all.
Well, since Dick himself cannot play by the rules, he should not be an Advisor for anything. He sucks at following the rules. However, if I could create a category for him to be an Advisor of, it would be named - FOUL LANGUAGE SKILLS! Funny thing is, he hasn't gotten past the censoring software yet.
9. If you suspected one person on Epinions of being Dick Dangerous, who would it be? Some of y'all got identity problems where I'm concerned.
I suspect Dick Dangerous of being Dick Dangerous! To be honest with you, I've notice that having a duplicate account is the only rule that epinions.com enforces. Well, I think. So, I do not want Dick to get removed from this site because of a poke-fun-at accusation. After saying that, every Christian on this site is a duplicate account of vanwarp.
---------------------------------------------------------
Gee, all this talk about Dick Dangerous and I haven't even called him a censored-boy that many times. So, here it is, Dick, you're a censored-boy! Just remember that Christians should be consider very dangerous to this world, and Dick Dangerous himself is a censored poor excuse of human flesh, and his un-creative characters should be wiped off epinions.com. Also it should be known that I hate all people that believe in God.
So, now it's time for me to throw Dick Dangerous into an American cellar that is filled with crocodiles and piranhas, with a bag over his head, being fed raw red meat, and drinking malt liquor 40 ounces at a time. I hate this little bastard, and I hate you!
I shall remind you of today's date - April 1st, 2006.
Dick - have I told you lately that you are a censored-boy? Go run home to your Momma, or, as you crazy Brits say, Mum!
Is Dick Dangerous a censored-boy? Do I really hate you? Well, April Fools!
----------------------------------------------------------
By the way, sleeper54, what the hell is an ilk? Also, _haggis_, I hope you liked my description of fun bags!
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Epinions.com ID:
rated-r
|
|
Reviews written: 46
Trusted by: 123 members
|
|
|
© 1999-2009 Shopping.com, Inc.