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The Bedbug and the Spider (Dirty Bird Poem #1)

May 24 '06

The Bottom Line Dirty little dittys are so immature!!! Tee hee, Im gonna tell one!

Daniel J. ~Esquire is a wonderful gentleman (snicker) I work with each day.
When I started working with him over 5 years ago he introduced me to his collection of Adults Only Poetry. There are many that are related to the old There once was a man from Nantucket variety.

This one we rehashed yesterday and had me giggling the rest of the afternoon at work.
Thought I would share


I went downstairs to get some apple cider
and there was the bedbug jerking off the spider

I went down later to get a cup of gin
and the son of a b*tch was at it again

So I said to myself
"This will never do"
and rolled up my shirtsleeves and jerked off too.



~Have a wonderful day all, Don't forget to Laugh!!!!
~Sarah

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