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Farmer Bill

Jun 22 '06

The Bottom Line That's what blogs are for...

Farmer Bill, he farmed a hill
a hill of splendrous grass
He ate his fill and took a spill
then landed on his naughty word.

So he walked on over to Martha's house
to grab a cup of pudding
he slapped her blank, and gave a spank
and jill came tumbling outward.

Jill got married to a fairy
all dressed in crimson and blue
who took off his hat and said "imagine that! huh
me, sleeping with you?"

The fairy flew into the void
where Ozzy said to him
"Captain Kirk is quite the jerk
So never call him Jim."

I should really just do this crap in a blog or something...

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