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As Harry is Discovering, Invisibility Sure is Handy for Stalking...

Jul 20 '06

The Bottom Line Harry Potter certainly gets a lot of use out of that invisibility cloak...

This one was too perfect to pass up. Besides being about invisibility, it's about stalking somebody, which Harry Potter sure does a lot of. Even some of Clay's biggest fans find this song a bit creepy. Malfoy definitely brings out the most poisonous aspects of Harry's personality...

I'll Turn Invisible

What is he doing tonight?
I'm glad I can be like a fly on his wall.
Is he working alone?
What are his schemes?
Why can't I get him out of my life?
What will it take to make them see that I am right?

Well, I'll turn invisible,
And I will stalk Malfoy in the gloom.
Though I'm not invincible,
I'll follow him tonight.
My cloak is unshakable,
So I'll back my theory up with facts.
I will catch him in the act
When I turn invisible.
Yes, I'm on the attack.

I saw his face in a crowd.
I wanted to maim
Him without a sound.
It would be a big step
If I could just make
An effort to get into his mind
Before he joins with Snape and ruins my whole life.

Well, I'll turn invisible,
And I will stalk Malfoy in the gloom.
Though I'm not invincible,
I'll follow him tonight.
My cloak is unshakable,
So I'll back my theory up with facts.
I will catch him in the act
When I turn invisible.
Yes, I'm on the attack.

I'll reach out.
He won't even see me.
He will think he's dreaming
If by chance he hears me.
I will start collecting clues
Like a shadow passing through.

Well, I'll turn invisible,
And I will stalk Malfoy in the gloom.
Though I'm not invincible,
I'll follow him tonight.
My cloak is unshakable,
So I'll back my theory up with facts.
I will catch him in the act
When I turn invisible.
Yes, I'm on the attack.

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