Kent Hovind Takes Moral High Ground, 58 Federal Charges Proves It!Jul 22 '06 (Updated Aug 07 '06) Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line If you can't bash Christian Fundamentalists for what they believe, then bash them for what they do. Christianity should be a federal crime! If the total number of charges from a federal court shows the morality of a follower of Jesus Christ, then Kent Hovind, an Evangelic Young Earth Creationist, must be the epitome of a Saint! If the 58 charges that includes tax evasion, making threats against investigators, and filing false complaints against Internal Revenue Service Agents is truly moral, then Kent “Dr. Dino” Hovind must be very proud of his top-notch example of being a fine, outstanding Christian role model. Furthermore, Kent Hovind should be equally proud of his wife, Jo Hovind, because she has a very impressive 44 counts indicted against her. If Michael Stewart of the Pensacola News Journal has reported accurately about this situation, which by way, was published on July 13, 2006, then all Christians should be very proud of Dr. Dino and his wife. Christians need to remember that God’s law is far more important than the laws of the land. Kent Hovind and his lovely wife, Jo, have clearly shown that following the Law of God out weighs by far, the federal laws of this great nation, thus indicating a strong moral fiber of their faith. By their example, all of you Christians should follow this morally superior way of life. By simply following this drama down in Florida, the Federal Court System, in the eyes of Dr. Dino, must not mean a whole lot to him and his wife. One could only imagine that Kent Hovind would not show up for his court date. One could think that because Kent has a creationist theme park in Florida, based upon the rock-solid scientific foundation that the bible provides, that he is not about making a buck or two, but informing the Christian masses of the so-called truth about how the universe, the Earth, and life itself, got here. One could think that this employee of God might have had run-ins with local authorities by avoiding simple building permits, because it would be the godly thing to do. Kent and Jo Hovind have taken the moral high-ground, and are not allowed, by court order, to leave northern Florida. I hope this wonderful couple makes all the Christians feel warm and fuzzy inside. My hope is that all Christians will follow their lead and just forget about the laws of the land, and shove the Constitution of the United States of a America right into the garbage dump. I don’t think I’ve wrote enough to convince you that Dr. Dino is the man. He is also a very, very intelligent man. His Doctorate degree proves it so. He graduated from the degree mill, Patriot University of Colorado. If I was Christian, I too would go to this University, but I’m not. So, I’ll just go to a mid-level University. However, if you cannot get a real job because of your degree from this fine university, you can chalk it up as Christian persecution. To show his superior intellect, he made a claim that a rotting basking shark that was collected by a Japanese fishing troller, was indeed a plesiosaur, and to show how professional he truly is, he did it without inspecting the carcass. Damn he’s good. If you cannot believe Kent Hovind, who can you believe? Don Patton? Anyways, he has also made a claim that the Lock Ness monster exists as well. Once again, without proof or evidence, Dr. Dino shows us the error of our ways. No one needs proof, just testimony from the locals to prove the existence of Lock Ness’s monster that has terrorized people for decades upon decades. Damn, I cannot continue like this anymore! This little censored is a deplorable, science-hating, country-hating, tax evading, intellectually inept, morally bankrupt, little prig! You and I pay our fair share of taxes, and this little censored-boy flips the bird at you, ‘cause he ain’t paying. He has basically told this country to shove it up our collective censored. That’s a fine patriot. Kent Hovind, the winner of censored Bag of the Year Award for 17 consecutive seasons, needs to sit in a prison cell for a long, long time. No amount of Christian apologetics can get this bastard off the hook. Even Jeffy, the creepy, disturbing, consumer Clown is offering his services to throw grenades into Kent's, soon to be, jail cell. And that's saying something! Jeffy has two requests. The first is to paste the word SAFEWAY above the prison cell, and the second is to have a goat standing by for some reason or another! As far as I'm concerned, Jeffy, you got it! No amount of bullcensored or Kent Hovind double standards, will stop Jeffy from tossing those grenades. Note: Anything that was censored was done so by the request of Epinions.com!  |
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