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Good Thing Harry's in Town to Save the Day!

Nov 10 '06 (Updated Nov 27 '06)

The Bottom Line Harry a hero? Boy, what are the chances?

Here's a parody about a climactic moment in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, to the tune of Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. Which reminds me, I really need to see that movie...

Harry, Don't Let Fleur's Sister Drown

It's task number two,
And no one knows why
The goblet chose you,
But you've got to try.
Harry, don't let Fleur's sister drown.

You're swimming so well.
You're winning the race.
It's easy to tell
You're bound for first place.
Harry, don't let Fleur's sister drown.

We know she's been annoying,
A bit of a French flake,
But in your heart you know you should
Save her sister from this lake.

Although you are chilled
And probably numb,
Just think of how thrilled
She'll be when you come.
Harry, don't let Fleur's sister drown.

You might sacrifice
A minute or two,
But since you're so nice,
It's what you must do.
Harry, don't let Fleur's sister drown.

And Fleur will be so grateful,
She'll lighten up, you'll see.
She won't be rude and hateful now,
And she'll fall for Bill Weasley.

Oh, it's task number two,
And no one knows why
The goblet chose you,
But you've got to try.
Harry, don't let Fleur's sister drown.

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