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'Welcome to Poopy Diapers!': When Theme Restaurants Go Wrong
by trust12345 | Dec 07 '06
Surely this is a sign of the Apocalypse?

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Re: This was an incredible review/commentary (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Thanks!
I thought about publication... maybe I'll pursue it. I'll let you know if any success!
-John
Nov 13 '07
4:27 am PST

This was an incredible review/commentary (Reply to this comment)
by Joyfulgirlfan
I hope that you will submit this for publication somewhere, because more people must read this.

Meagan
Nov 12 '07
4:16 am PST

...and of course ... (Reply to this comment)
by virtuelle2
...i was taken in ... ;)
Jan 31 '07
2:42 pm PST

EEEK! (Reply to this comment)
by virtuelle2
...is all I can say to this poopy concept! Whose bright idea was that to evoke excrement for a dining establishment? What is the world coming to? Especially if loads of people patronize such a place?! Is nothing sacred anymore?

Thanks for the warning!

~ T.
Jan 29 '07
6:53 pm PST

Re: Haha (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Oh, people are so gullible..... This was hilarious.

Yeah, imagine a New Yorker having a name like Loreen!

Jan 26 '07
6:58 am PST

Haha (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Oh, people are so gullible..... This was hilarious.
Jan 25 '07
8:06 am PST

Re: Re: Re: hey there John... (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Tom-

I will have the Runny Choco-Delite for dessert, thank you very much.

We're fresh out... Try some of our poopy shakes. They're just as runny.

-John
Dec 20 '06
11:13 am PST

Re: Wow! (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Gavia-

What an excrement idea for a restaurant! I can hardly wait to "go" there!

Don't hold your breath. Oh wait-- do you hold your breath.

A completely logical and reasonable extrapolation of recent events and trends!

Thanks!
-John
Dec 20 '06
11:11 am PST

Re: Okay..... (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
Poopy-Sue,

you're kidding, aren't you? It's like The Bachelor, right? This place cannot actually exist.

Do you mean my Bachelor send-up, written some years back, or the show, which is indeed a fine piece of fakery masquerading as real. Let's say Poopy Diapers is like Pamela Anderson's body.

If it does, I think I might make a poopy diaper myself. Because I know you would never judge me if I did.

I never will, and I never did!

So tell the people this isn't true. Please. For my sake, make this not true. PLEASE?!?!?!

OK, my niece and nephew are not named Loreen and Jack-- I will freely admit, those names were totally made up.

Poopy-John (which actually works)
Dec 20 '06
11:10 am PST

Re: Re: hey there John... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
...
hey there again...

you said...
". . .and that your cursory re-reading might perchance..."

If there were ever a place for 'cursory re-reading' here on Eps it is definitely here in the Writer's Corner. As is amply demonstrated every day.


I will have the Runny Choco-Delite for dessert, thank you very much.



...tom...
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Dec 09 '06
2:57 pm PST

Wow! (Reply to this comment)
by gaviidae
What an excrement idea for a restaurant! I can hardly wait to "go" there!

A completely logical and reasonable extrapolation of recent events and trends!

Well done, John!

Gavia
Dec 09 '06
1:50 pm PST

Okay..... (Reply to this comment)
by millinocket
you're kidding, aren't you? It's like The Bachelor, right? This place cannot actually exist. If it does, I think I might make a poopy diaper myself. Because I know you would never judge me if I did.

So tell the people this isn't true. Please. For my sake, make this not true. PLEASE?!?!?!

;)

Sue (making a mental note not to wear her necklace of toys and bottles and pacifiers to the theater this evening....but not willing to give up her diaper hat)
Dec 09 '06
12:29 pm PST

Re: hey there John... (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
OK, my friends, all I'm going to say for now is this review has been substantially updated since your comments, and that your cursory re-reading might perchance yield a different response or two. Thanks for stopping by, and your comments.

After all, this is also a space of non-judgment and fun.

-John
Dec 08 '06
9:21 pm PST

hey there John... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
...
What Bruguru said: this one deserves a chance to be the consumer-liscious, scadfull-lossal, full-load, most helpful review that it surely will be. I can imagine now all the links (wet wipes, hand cleaners, diarrheal medicine, etc...) dropped into your review like a bad case of scours in an Iowa barn.


Very nicely . . .no, no, . . .that was just offal.



...tom...
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Dec 08 '06
5:46 pm PST

Pity... (Reply to this comment)
by asafono
that the parents in attendance overlooked the vulgarity of the concept and the execution because it was supposedly "cute" (how?)

...the pleasure of dining in a space of creativity and excitement makes up for the frankly substandard cuisine.

Not for me - I still remember the fiasco that our meal at the Rainforest Cafe.
Dec 08 '06
1:57 pm PST

Re: WHAT A CRAPPY REVIEW! (Reply to this comment)
by dimeuhday
agreed, I dont think I could stomach eating somewhere, where poop, and doody, and wee wee were being used in normal vocabulary, or to descibe food itmes. hehe
Dec 08 '06
7:13 am PST

Arrrghhh (Reply to this comment)
by Bruguru
Don't know if I could bring myself to eat at a place with such a name. Still, I guess the kids will love it. I googled the place and could not find it, but if you would like to e-mail me the particulars I would be happy to add to the database for you.

Cheers!
John
Dec 07 '06
8:04 pm PST