With the Stress He's Under, Maybe Randy Should Slip Some Brandy Into That Coke Cup...Jan 04 '07 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Yo, yo, yo, let's hear it for Randy!
I don't mind admitting I am a hard-core American Idol fan. Have been since the first episode of the first season. Now the sixth season is almost upon us, the perfect ticket to beat any potential post-Christmas blahs, and I'm getting psyched. So here's a little ode to Randy Jackson, to the tune of Looking Glass's Brandy, to help gear up for the big event... Randy There's a show on the western coast Where young singers come to bravely boast That they alone possess the most Amazing voice around. And there's a man known for saying "yo". He is bald, and he's in the know With bands he sang with long ago. He started the Dawg Pound. And Simon says, "Randy, you're a fine man, What a good judge you will be. But the show will get its good ratings Thanks to me." Randy wears a silver chain Cuz he likes the bling, and he will not abstain From jewelry. The stylin' game Is a pastime Randy loves. He's quite fond of saying, "Dude!" And when Simon gets too rude, He is not afraid to start a feud, To holler and to shove. And Simon says, "Randy, you're a fine man, What a good judge you will be. But the show will get its good ratings Thanks to me." And Randy sits by Paula and he proclaims performers pitchy, And he chortles from behind his hand when dancing gets too twitchy. But when he sees those hopeful youths, he advises them with care, For he has also felt the stage lights' glare. Each year, in town after town, Simon tries to beat Randy down. But Randy Jackson wears no frown Despite what Simon says. And Simon says, "Randy, you're a fine man, What a good judge you will be. But the show will get its good ratings Thanks to me." "Randy, you're a fine man, What a good judge you will be. But the show will get its good ratings Thanks to me."  |
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