There's Only One Guy Living on the Island Who Can Heal Ben...Jan 09 '07 (Updated Feb 28 '10) Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line Tom sure is a handy fella to have around... Here's another Other-centered LOST parody in which Ben is the speaker. It assumes that Ben actually did know about his tumor before the plane crashed, which may well not be the case, but until I know otherwise I guess I'll take him at his word. Here's a little exchange between him and Tom (aka Mr. Friendly), who I take to be his right-hand man, to the tune of The Only Living Boy in New York. The Star of My Supreme Deception Ben: Tom, there's a plane in the sky. I know you're happy to lie. Try not to let them know Those grimy clothes and that beard are for show. Just be the man, The star of my supreme deception. I'll send you out to meet Them so I won't get hurt. Oh, I'm in charge so I can make you meet Them so I won't get hurt. Hey, and I'm hoping that you will pray to find One who might get this bump off my spine While you're the man, The star of my supreme deception. Half of my time is gone, But I know he's there, yes, I know he's there. Tom and Ben: Faaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar away from here, Ben: Find that man. Half of my time is gone, But I know he's there, yes, I know he's there. Tom, on that plane is a guy. I know with him I won't have to die now. Hey, if you care for this life of mine now, Hurry and go there but don't let them know You've been primed to be The star of my supreme deception, The star of my supreme deception. Ben and Tom: Faaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar away from here, Ben: Find that man. Ben and Tom:Faaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar, Fa-a-aaaaaaaa-a-a-ar away from here, Ben: Find that man. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah * The Orange and the Green * Heaven on Their Minds * Burning Bridges * While My Guitar Gently Weeps * Michael Row the Boat Ashore * Cracklin' Rosie * Annie's Song * Candle on the Water * Shilo * Gaston Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
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