Stockholder's 5 Year Valentine Anniversary Feb 16 '07    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line Epinions.com has helped me be a better perverted old man! The past 5-years have been great! I would like to take a moment to congratulate myself on my 5-year epinions.com anniversary. Yesterday marked my fifth year as being the most eligible bachelor on epinions.com. How fitting that my love vessel first launched on Valentines Day and now five years later I am sexier than ever at the age of 77. In fact thanks to the Viagra I just launched one into a prostitute just moments ago. Well to be exact she is a good friend of mine that happens to be a prostitute and an Avon lady. She recently volunteered to get the very, very sexy Mr. Stockholder out of his sexual rut. She did not even accept money this time - all I had to do is agree to buy $200 dollars worth of Avon products from her for my daughter at a later date. Well Job Accomplished !!!! There is nothing like sitting at my computer with a diet Pepsi, man boobs free to hang and jiggle while writing an Epinions review completely satisfied, uninhibited and on top of the world. This may be too much to share with the epinions family but I am so proud of myself that I must share with someone. Considering that 80 years of age is just around a short corner, when fluid does come from my penis it is a very satisfying and rewarding experience. It is not like when you are in your twenties when ejaculating can be accomplished 30 times a week. Taking in consideration my current age and that it takes a week just to get one out – sometimes after many failed attempts and hundreds of dollars on pills and ladies it is nice to feel like a man again for a short few minutes. I’m sure that you all understand by now that men do not lose their desires and that advanced age does not have anything to do with how attracted we are to young ladies. In fact we are even hornier than most young people because we have all of our fond memories and none of the ability to recreate through dreams and in most cases our ability to perform is almost completely gone. Growing older is especially difficult for me as I have always been a highly sexed individual. From the day that I lost my virginity two weeks before my 16th birthday to the day that I got married I have always loved women deeper than most. Although getting married knocked a huge amount my sex drive away. And now that I am so much older I have to find my excitement where ever I can find it. Through my numerous reviews I have shared many private details in the past with all of the readers on this website but the one I am now going to share with you is a memory from a few years ago. This is a memory of when I first started writing on epinions and I met misc el who befriended me by sending me nice comments on my reviews and even sending me friendly flirtations via email; it was obvious that this beautiful young lady was simply being friendly. Although the kind comments and attention went to my old head. I began to daydream about meeting her in person and eventually I started to fascinate so often about our face to face contact that I needed to masturbate while dreaming of getting sexual favors. I dreamed that she was so impressed with my writing that she was able to ignore my large cellulite ridden buttocks and we had sexual relations. This daydream was so vivid that I was able to complete myself with no help. That was that last time I was able to accomplish this monumental task and that was in the year 2005. I thank epinions.com for that experience. It may be wrong to fascinate about someone without their consent and revealing this will most like make misc el sick to her stomach and force her into the shower for a 10-hour steaming hot cleansing. With that said Epinions.com has also provided to me consensual joy coming in the form a young Russian woman sending me a picture of herself in a bikini in a extremely suggestive pose. I can't remember what her epinions user name was but she truly did enjoy my comments on her reviews so much that she sent me a photo revealing herself in a skimpy bikini. This was a great experience but I was at a stage of my life that I was in such bad shape that masturbating was not an option. When I went looking for this photo a few months later when my physical and physiological state was healthier, I was devastated to find that the photo was lost forever due to my hotmail stockholder_is_big@hotmail.com email address being inactive for too long. I was able to get my email address back but all previous content was lost and could not be returned. I emailed hotmail and told them that I needed my previous emails restored. I begged and pleaded via email stating that my list of medications was stored in my inbox and I would drop dead within a week if they did not restore my files. I'm almost proud to say that I was a real horny mess. I really hope that I can perform for another five years both on epinions.com and with the ladies. It seems to me that the positive comments that I get from my fellow members help me feel good about myself and they give me something to look forward to each day. When ladies tell me how great I am with my reviews and with some of my positive life accomplishments it really goes to my head. My mind quickly reverts to believing that I could have a chance with one of these ladies. And now with my recent accomplishment with the Avon lady, I see no reason why I can’t dream. If reading this entry reveals greater content than me being an old pervert. Let it be known that epininons.com is not just a boring product review site. There are great discussions, mild flirtations and revealing of young perky breasts to crippled up old men. There are also debates on many interesting topics like religion, politics and even more important my extreme flatulence and cellulite buttocks. - stockholder

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