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The Bottom Line See, Flight 815 could have been a lot worse, couldn't it?
Here's an optimistic little LOST ditty to the tune of Sloop John B. set on September 23, 2004. Flight 815 Boone: We boarded Flight 815, And Shannon pitched a scene. No pass for first class made her moan. That little slight Turned out quite all right; When the airplane broke up, Our limbs were still on. Castaways: So what if 815 failed And we're not rescued yet? We weren't remotely on course, Radio's gone, radio's gone, The radio's gone. (Yeah, yeah) But I feel so grateful My limbs are still on. Hurley: I've got such rotten luck, I almost wound up stuck In Sydney. I guess it would be better that way. Dude, my poor mom. How is she getting along? (Yeah, yeah) Well, at least there's not much more that can go wrong... Castaways: So what if 815 failed (What if 815...) And we're not rescued yet? (And we're not rescued...) We weren't remotely on course, Radio's gone (radio's gone) The radio's gone (radio's gone) I said the radio's gone. (What if 815 failed?) (What if 815...) But I feel so grateful My limbs are still on. (Limbs are still on) (What if 815...) Locke: That wheelchair stuff was the pits, And sitting there gave me fits. It used to make me wish I had never been born. Woke up this morn, Paralysis is still gone. This is the best trip I've ever been on. Castaways: So what if 815 failed (What if 815...) And we're not rescued yet? (And we're not rescued...) We weren't remotely on course, Radio's gone (radio's gone) The radio's gone (radio's gone) I said the radio's gone. (What if 815 failed?) (What if 815...) I feel so grateful My limbs are still on. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah * The Orange and the Green * Heaven on Their Minds * Burning Bridges * While My Guitar Gently Weeps * Michael Row the Boat Ashore * Cracklin' Rosie * Annie's Song * Candle on the Water * Shilo * Gaston Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
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