Nikki and Paolo Have Been Deceiving Each Other For the Longest TimeApr 04 '07 (Updated Feb 28 '10) Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line The renegade romantic red-shirts of LOST hash it out. Billy Joel's The Longest Time is one of my favorite songs. LOST's Nikki and Paolo are two of my least favorite fictional characters. Oh, the irony... The Perfect Crime Nikki and Paolo: Whoa-oa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime. Whoa-oa-oa, it was the perfect... Nikki: Listen, Paolo, it just isn't right Claiming stealing would prevent a fight. Now I despise you. I want to traumatize you. I bet you thought it was the perfect crime. Once we worked together on this con. Now your credibility is gone. Oh, you astound me! Hope that spider bites you soundly. I bet you thought it was the perfect crime. Nikki and Paolo: Whoa-oa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime. Whoa-oa-oa, it was the perfect... Paolo: Nikki, tell me how you have the gall To confront me, acting so appalled. I'm only needy Because you're way too greedy. I bet you thought it was the perfect crime. Did you plan this end all along And plot spider bites While playing ping-pong? Baby, your heart's blacker than tar. I have been scarred, And I'm just a big dope, for I believed you cuz you turned me on. Nikki: Don't you pin this thing on me, Don Juan! Your bold advances Swept me up like ballroom dances. I bet you thought it was the perfect crime. "She's a blond; she's not very smart," You said to yourself As I played my part. It was my worst acting gig by far. Paolo: You gladly played the star In your own private soap, for You can't get enough of pampering. Nikki: So says you, the one with all the bling. But now it's too bad You'll have to drop those doodads. Bet you didn't think I'd thwart the perfect crime. Nikki and Paolo: Whoa-oa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime. Whoa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime. Whoa-oa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime. Whoa-oa-oa, it was the perfect crime... LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah * The Orange and the Green * Heaven on Their Minds * Burning Bridges * While My Guitar Gently Weeps * Michael Row the Boat Ashore * Cracklin' Rosie * Annie's Song * Candle on the Water * Shilo * Gaston Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
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