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Did That Palm Reader Lead Claire Straight to the Island?Apr 09 '07 (Updated Feb 28 '10) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Looks like Claire was meant to be a mom after all...
I just can't get my mind off of LOST. Or Dan Fogelberg either, apparently; I have a funny feeling Same Old Lang Syne is next... Anyway, here's Claire's declaration of love for Aaron, to the tune of Leader of the Band. The Reader of My Hand My only child, born in the wild, My perfect little son, I didn't think that this would work. I was all prepared to run. I was alone, and I had grown More certain by the day That you'd only have a happy home If I gave you away. I stood my ground, refusing A single mother's fate. I thought I wasn't old enough, Thought the burden was too great. What an adventure this has been! At last I understand The wisdom in that psychic's goal. I've found love in this strange land. The reader of my hand had tried Making me accept this role, Said I should because I'm innocent And there's sweetness in my soul. Now that you're here, I'm quite content, Though this was not my plan. I'm thankful for the prophecy Of the reader of my hand. See, my perspective shifted. You broke through my inner wall. It's sublime to swaddle you Until you start to crawl. You're left without a dad, though Charlie plays the figure well; I could be his wife, you know, But only time will tell. How could I ever choose to Give you life, then let you go? How could I doubt you needed me And I needed you more? One look at you reminds me I can hack this mommy stuff. Oh, Aaron, I can't ever say "I love you" near enough. The reader of my hand had tried Making me accept this role, Said I should because I'm innocent And there's sweetness in my soul. Now that you're here, I'm quite content, Though this was not my plan. I'm thankful for the prophecy Of the reader of my hand. So thankful for the prophecy Of the reader of my hand. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah * The Orange and the Green * Heaven on Their Minds * Burning Bridges * While My Guitar Gently Weeps * Michael Row the Boat Ashore * Cracklin' Rosie * Annie's Song * Candle on the Water * Shilo * Gaston Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben |
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