Ben Tears Up at the Thought of Jacob Embracing John
Jun 12 '07 (Updated Jun 14 '07)
The Bottom Line Who does Jacob like better, Ben or John? Ben's a bit afraid to find out...
Last week, my dad and I were in the car when Eric Clapton's Tears in Heaven came on the radio. He suggested writing something to that tune from Ben's perspective addressed to John on the subject of the elusive Jacob. I'm not sure what prompted the connection but hopefully this is in the ballpark...
Jacob
Would he call your name
If I took you to Jacob?
Would he back your claim
If I took you to Jacob?
You don't belong.
You think you're strong,
But I'll prove that you are wrong.
Let's see Jacob.
Would he be your fan
If I took you to Jacob?
Would you rule our clan
If I took you to Jacob?
We must delay.
I have to stay,
But I swear some other day,
We'll see Jacob.
John, would you calm down?
John, you're acting three.
John, if you are smart
Then you won't cross me.
Don't cross me...
I was secure.
Not anymore.
You knocked Mikhail to the floor.
Let's see Jacob.
Would he call your name
If I took you to Jacob?
Would he back your claim
If I took you to Jacob?
You don't belong.
You think you're strong,
But I'll prove that you are wrong.
Let's see Jacob.
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