Hermione Thinks Ron is a Little Too Open to Assistance

Jun 13 '07    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line Ron ought to get outstanding grades on his own if he tries hard enough...

Here's a silly little ditty I wrote to the tune of Journey's Open Arms in which Hermione tries to get Ron to do his own schoolwork. I suppose Potions and Transfiguration give Ron more headaches than Charms, but those don't quite have the same ring to them...

O in Charms

Sitting beside you,
Watching you work,
I know that you could do fine.
Why should I whisper
Into your ear?
This is your problem, not mine.
I want our professor
To know that you're smart;
It might be nice if you tried.

He could be giving you
An O in Charms.
I take great pride
In getting good grades,
So if you earn
An O in Charms,
Ron, it won't be
'Cause you copied from me.
O in Charms.

Working without me,
Working alone...
It would be good for your soul.
What if I told you
Without me here
You could accomplish your goal?
You owe it to Flitwick.
Decrease my distaste.
Cheating is a waste.

He could be giving you
An O in Charms.
I take great pride
In getting good grades,
So if you earn
An O in Charms,
Ron, it won't be
'Cause you copied from me.
O in Charms.

Harry Potter Parodies:
Suicide is Painless
Mary Was an Only Child
Gilligan's Island
Invisible
I Got a Name
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Carolina in My Mind
Take Me Home Country Roads

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