Hail to the Pilot Desmond Downed...Jul 04 '07 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line If Smokey hadn't gotten to him, the pilot might have had a few angry passengers on his hands... Lose-lose situation... Here is a little ode to that poor unfortunate fellow who bit the dust in the first episode of LOST. Long may he live on in our memory... The Pilot in the Pilot It's tough to be the pilot in the Pilot Who meets an all too swift and violent end. First we hear his feeble voice, Then we see him and rejoice, But the writers have it in for our poor friend. It's tough to be the pilot in the Pilot Who doesn't know the Scotsman caused the crash, Who must shoulder all the guilt For the blood that has been spilt And the bodies that have vanished into ash. It's tough to be the pilot in the Pilot With crucial information to impart. He announces that they're lost; Moments later, he is tossed To the trees, and Smokey rips the guy apart. It's tough to be the pilot in the Pilot. Will anyone recall his bloodied frame? When the rescuers arrive, Those who last see him alive Won't be able to provide them with his name. It's tough to be the pilot in the Pilot, Killed off before we know what makes him tick. Yes, that pilot's lot is tough, But he's with us long enough. The Pilot pilot's piloting will stick. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody I Am a Rock White Christmas Christmas Canon Rock We Wish You a Merry Christmas Christmas in Killarney Henry the Eighth Sweet Baby James The Only Living Boy in New York Here, There and Everywhere He Was My Brother For Baby (For Bobbie) Sloop John B. When I'm 64 The Longest Time Run for the Roses You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore Eye of the Tiger Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Leader of the Band Same Old Lang Syne Cat's in the Cradle An Innocent Man The Boxer Sparrow Loves Me Like a Rock Der Fuehrer's Face Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Candle in the Wind Scarborough Fair / Canticle Hey Jude Tears in Heaven Poems: Baby Brother  |
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