Sawyer and Kate Would Play "I Never" for Hours
Aug 08 '07 (Updated Feb 28 '10) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line I never knew island drinking games could be so rewarding...
Here's a silly little ditty about Sawyer and Kate's season-two game of "I Never" to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's El Condor Pasa.
I Never
Sawyer: I've never gotten near a bridal veil.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.
Kate: I never was obsessed with ancient mail.
No, not me.
Sawyer, you may be,
But never me.
I'd play "I Never" here all day
And debunk this cocky hunk.
Sawyer: I'm in no hurry to be found
As long as Freckles is around.
Glad she's around.
Kate: I never blamed my problems on a boar.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.
Sawyer: I never ever fell in love before.
No, not me.
Until now, you see;
You've smitten me.
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