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My Dear LOST Writers, Allow Me to Air a Few Complaints...Aug 11 '07 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line I'm lost with Charlie, and a lot of other people too... This past Christmas, I received a shirt that reads "I'M LOST WITHOUT CHARLIE". Turns out it was prophetic, since Charlie's run on the show actually ended with the conclusion of the third season. He's one of my four absolutely favorite characters. Luckily, the other three remain, but meanwhile other folks have been getting whacked left and right. It troubles me. Hence, this little rant... I'm Lost Without... I'm lost without Charlie, musician and hero. I'm lost without Shannon and Boone. I'm lost without Eko, whose death by Old Smokey Seemed random and happened too soon. I'm lost without gun-toting Ana Lucia. I'm lost without Nikki the ditz. I'm lost without Paolo, Joanna and Leslie, Who got himself blown into bits. I'm lost without Libby, collateral damage And Hurley's best shot at romance. I'm lost without dangerous Bonnie and Greta, Who never had much of a chance. I'm lost without Ryan, Colleen and Naomi. I'm lost without Donald and Scott. I'm lost without Roger and Kelvin, the putzes Whose passing propelled the whole plot. I'm lost without Danny, irascible hothead. I'm lost without friendly foe Tom. I'm lost without Goodwin, that overgrown boy scout. I'm lost without vile Ethan Rom. I'm lost without Edward, the dude with the shrapnel. I'm lost without Cooper and Klugh. I'm lost without Pilot-Whose-Name-Wasn't-Mentioned And maybe without Mikhail too. O Damon and Carlton, desist with the slaughter! Have mercy! Consider the cost Of killing each character I've come to love, lest At last I am lost without LOST! LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody I Am a Rock White Christmas Christmas Canon Rock We Wish You a Merry Christmas Christmas in Killarney Henry the Eighth Sweet Baby James The Only Living Boy in New York Here, There and Everywhere He Was My Brother For Baby (For Bobbie) Sloop John B. When I'm 64 The Longest Time Run for the Roses You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore Eye of the Tiger Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Leader of the Band Same Old Lang Syne Cat's in the Cradle An Innocent Man The Boxer Sparrow Loves Me Like a Rock Der Fuehrer's Face Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Candle in the Wind Scarborough Fair / Canticle Hey Jude Tears in Heaven Bridge Over Troubled Water House of the Rising Sun Lover's Cross Lasso the Moon Rocket Man El Condor Pasa Poems: Baby Brother The Pilot in the Pilot Vincent Of Sacrificial Death and Life John the Baptized Not Penny's Boat Finding Vincent  |
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