Do the SullyBerger

Jan 25 '09    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line It's an easy dance, just imagine a drive-by.

Just wondering why he didn't just say, "Prepare for a water landing?" If I was a passenger on that plane, I would have wanted to know a little early, you know? I mean I'm normally well-spoken, but sometimes you just want to get ghetto. Cuz I woulda been like:

"Oh this is gonna be sick, y'all. Miss Flight Attendant, can I get some peanuts over here? And a shot? Oooh lemme hold that announcement mic for one second cuz we gonna light this thing up in here today...

(tap tap)

Can everybody hear me? Ok. We goin' skiin' in a minute but right now I just wanna get my Crash Landin' Jam on fo ya..."

By this time, of course, the Cap'n would have thrown some background music on and I'd be workin it like somebody was shootin at me y'all, and then I'd have to get my jam on...

"Now everybody in the 212
just drop your magazines and take ya shoes off, too.
Hold your babies nice n tight in yo lap
and knock the crazy crackas out so they can take a little nap...

Now all the ladies in the house say, 'Ahhhh Ahhhh.' "

Ladies: "Ahhh Ahhhh."

"Now all the fellas in the tweety, we know you ain't scared,
so when I say 'Engine' you say 'where?' Starboard engine!"

Fellas: "Where?!"

"Port engine?"

Fellas: "Where?!!"

"It's just about the time right now to end this song
so people next to exits, get yo game faces on

--oh let me interrupt, any Caps fans in the house? Show of hands? Capitals? Washington Capitals? None, ok. Wow.

when we hit the water you won't need no boat
cuz like the lady done tole you yo seat will float
Kev is done but Sully's still on the case, in fact,
a few more words from yo Cap'n:"

Sully: "Brace fo impact."

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