PAIN.. ME MORE. ?? ...you LESS !May 17 '09 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line GUARANTEED I've had MORE pains than YOU !
Well, I'm here..I havent been anywhere for just over a month..at least not on my scooter. I have recovered nicely after a tiny accident where I scraped the paving, when my 50cc scooter hit some invisible oil patch.. and while almost at a stand-still, and me and scooter took a tumble. The scooter is unscratched while I scraped a lovely (small) oval graze.. about 3 inches high and 2 inches across on my knee.. which turned into a very painful time waiting for scab to form and some colorful hurting bruises as well... and I was unable to do most normal things for some days. Well, I'm recovering quickly now and still will guarantee that I've had more pains than most of you. Yes, I've had a few operations over the years.. where there was some hurting.. but my experience with panes will far exceed what you..dear reader..have ever had. Yes, for many years I was in the window glass business and handled millions of panes, which I cut and put into windows and doors..or picture frames.. clear ones and obscure ones..and colored panes..and panes that were made into mirrors.. so if any reader(s) were also in the window pane business, then you may "match" my record.. But you never had a friend..as I did.. name Mickey Pein (pronounced "pain") who honestly believed that he looked like way back film star John Payne. Not to forget that I also used a ball-pein (pronounced "pain") hammer.. and occasionally when I picked up a tiny glass splinter.. that tiny invisible cut could be really painful ? Are you convinced ? At this time I even have a couple of "friends" who are pain-in-the-butt.. and when I see them, almost complete conversation is about "their pains", and when forced to listen.. I get "pain-in-the-head". Soon I plan to be back-in-the-saddle..but will admit..I hate these invisible paingiving oil-on-road. Please email me or leave a comment.  |
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