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Penny Sure Didn't Know What She Was In For When She Fell For Desmond Hume...Jul 27 '09 (Updated May 17 '10) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Penny deserves her happy ending. Darlton, you'd better not mess with it...
Over the weekend, thousands of geeks converged in San Diego for the 2009 Comic-Con. Though I wasn't one of them, through the magic of eBay, I did manage to snag an official Ben Linus bobblehead, which captures the after-effects of his confrontation with Penny and Desmond in the fifth season. Here, then, to the tune of the Beatles' Penny Lane, is an ode to Penny, who's had to put up with an awful lot as Desmond's One True Love. Penny Hume Poor Penny Hume was separated from the one she loves. He disappeared for years before the two were wed. Though many others would have thought him dead, She had faith instead. In The Searcher she endeavored to discover him. A chat with Charlie proved her hope was not in vain. When she found him, nothing could restrain Desmond's utter bliss. What a kiss! Penny Hume is Desmond's long-awaited wife. She'd become the constant in his life, The one who rescued him. When Penny Hume and Desmond left the Oceanic Six, They knew they'd have to have their wedding on the run. In circumstances that were far from fun, Penny bore a son. Penny Hume has got a complicated life. Ben is sowing seeds of strife. He plots a mean attack While Desmond steers his little family to Los Angeles To meet the spooky mom of Daniel Faraday. He doesn't mean to put her in harm's way, But Ben plans to slay Poor Penny Hume, whose father Widmore is a scallywag. She doesn't want a jot to do with his affairs. But avenging Benji doesn't care That she's unaware. So unfair! Penny Hume is begging Ben to show some grace. Then the boy named after Charlie Pace Turns up and Ben relents. Penny Hume is both a daughter and a wife, But the role of mother saved her life. Penny Hume. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dan in My Dream * The Thinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben |
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