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Juliet and Jack Are Anxious to Bid Ben GoodbyeAug 21 '09 (Updated Dec 26 '09) Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Is it any wonder Juliet and Jack wanted to leave?
It may be that we've seen the last of the LOST submarine, but here's a ditty that hearkens back to the first time we saw it, back in season three, to the tune of the Irish Rovers' Goodbye, Mrs. Durkin. Goodbye, Mr. Linus Both: Goodbye, Mr. Linus. We won't let you confine us. We're tired of your head games. We're tired of your lies. A wave to your grim domain and we're headed for the mainland. Don't bother to object because we've said our last goodbyes. Juliet: In Miami I was toiling to find out a way of foiling Infertility that followed from the treatments Rachel tried. My experiments succeeded, but I wish I hadn't heeded All the flattery that Richard used to bring me to your side. Both: So, it's goodbye, Mr. Linus. We won't let you confine us. We're tired of your head games. We're tired of your lies. A wave to your grim domain and we're headed for the mainland. Don't bother to object because we've said our last goodbyes. Juliet: Well, I've lost too many women, and my frazzled head is swimmin'. I haven't helped at all here, so why should I remain? I just want to see my sister. Do you know how I've missed her? Do you realize that nothing's come from keeping me but pain? Both: So, it's goodbye, Mr. Linus. We won't let you confine us. We're tired of your head games. We're tired of your lies. A wave to your grim domain and we're headed for the mainland. Don't bother to object because we've said our last goodbyes. Jack: When Sayid came from the jungle with you, torture on his mind, I saw you bent and bloody and I urged him to be kind. But now I know your game, Ben, so I think it's quite shame then That he didn't beat you senseless when he had the chance that day. Both: So, it's goodbye, Mr. Linus. We won't let you confine us. We're tired of your head games. We're tired of your lies. A wave to your grim domain and we're headed for the mainland. Don't bother to object because we've said our last goodbyes. Jack: You're a mad manipulator, but you'll yank my strings no more, And when we board the sub, I won't glance backward toward the shore. I'm sure that when I'm gone, then you will find another pawn, Ben, But now I'm calling checkmate on the final game we'll play. Both: So, it's goodbye, Mr. Linus. We won't let you confine us. We're tired of your head games. We're tired of your lies. A wave to your grim domain and we're headed for the mainland. Don't bother to object because we've said our last goodbyes. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dan in My Dream * The Thinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
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