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Why I'm With You

Sep 16 '09

The Bottom Line By Keith Ream (I wrote this in church haha)

Aspects of you cause me strife
Hearing your stories is like turning the knife
The sound of your voice causes me pain
Conversation with you drives me insane
Your laugh is the sound of shattering glass
Your endless probllems are a pain in the neck
Being with you is like falling down stairs
But you're hot, so who cares?






This is just to fill in the 100 word minimum.  Why do poems have to be 100 words long?  I don't understand but oh well.  Maybe I'm writing this in the wrong place.  I think I have 100 words now.  I guess not.  Well, I hope you thinks my poems are funny and don't get offended by anything.

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