Jack Was Wrong, and Sawyer Is Mad

Feb 16 '10 (Updated Feb 18 '10)    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line "You blew us right back where we started! Except Juliet's dead. She's dead... 'cause you were wrong."

Sayid may trust Jack, but Sawyer sure doesn't have much faith in his decisions these days.  Here's an LA X parody from Sawyer's perspective, to the tune of Ray Charles' Hit the Road, Jack.

You Were Wrong, Jack

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.

JULIET!

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.

Oh, Leader, oh, Leader, you led us astray.
Why’d you have to go and listen to Faraday?
Now Juliet is dead.
Don’t blame me if I’m seein’ red.

Hey, Jack!

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.

JULIET!

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.

Kate: Oh, Sawyer, listen, Sawyer, could you give him a break?
He knows that he made a big mistake.

Sawyer: I ain’t gonna kill ’im, so don’t you fuss;
He deserves to suffer like the rest of us.
Now Juliet is dead,
So don’t blame me if I’m seein’ red.

Hey, Jack!

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.

JULIET!

You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before, before, before, before.
You were wrong, Jack.
We’re back where we were before.


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