|
|
The 815-ers Have a Lot on Their Minds As They Leave AustraliaFeb 16 '10 Write an essay on this topic.
Popular Products in Books
The Bottom Line So many passengers, so many stories...
My very first LOST parody was a group song, but I've only had a few let's-get-as-many-characters-involved-as-we-can-style parodies. I figured it was time for another one. Here's one that crams in 30 815 passengers, I think; most have a line, some are mentioned by others. To the tune of John Denver's Sing Australia, this imagines their thoughts en route to L. A. (in the original timeline). Bye, Australia! Hurley: I came to Australia to break the Numbers curse. Jack: I came to find my father; didn’t think I would need a hearse. Boone: Came to help my step-sister. Arzt: Came here for a date. John: I came for a walkabout; I was four years too late. Rose: We were here on our honeymoon. Bernard: I came to help her heal. Nikki: I arrived as an actress but I found some gems to steal. Charlie: Liam is on my black list since he won’t revive the band. Kate: Maybe I’ll find some way to lose the Marshal when we land. Hurley: I’m unlucky. Kate: I am plucky. Jack: I’m a surgeon of great renown. Charlie: I’m a druggie. John: I had a purpose, but Australia let me down. Michael: Walt is my son, but I bet I’m a lousy dad. Sawyer: Killed a guy I didn’t know; now I’m feelin’ bad. Sun: Do I still love my husband? Jin: Could Sun still be in love with me? Neil: Excuse me while I dream of a frogurt factory. Sayid: Will Nadia embrace me when we meet again at last? Shannon: I made my brother chase me. Eko: I have a sordid past. Gary: I hope Bad Twin’s a winner. Steve: I’ll go by Scott someday. Claire: I’m scared to see this couple waiting in L. A. Sawyer: I’m a killer. Gary: Wrote a thriller. Sayid: I am headed for my true love. Claire: Funny how it all seems so tiny when we’re watching from above. Cindy: Bye, Australia! Paolo: Bye, Australia! Ana Lucia: Bye, Australia! Libby: Bye, Australia! Seth: Folks, I hope your belts are buckled, ‘Cause this plane is goin’ down! LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
| Write the first comment on this review! |
