Sawyer and Juliet Bond Over a Rescue Mission Feb 22 '10 (Updated Feb 26 '10)    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Movies 1776 From $8 Alias - The Complete Fifth Season From $20 The Bottom Line "What about you? You wanna stay here in Crazytown or help me rescue the geek?" LOST's book-loving Sawyer is a natural-born storyteller.  I had fun last year wriitng a parody in which he recounts his experience in LaFleur, and this is the same basic idea, but instead it's The Lie and Jughead, and it's addressed specifically to Juliet, to the tune of the Irish Rovers' version of The Orange and the Green. (Hat-tip to Amanda (http://www.gritfx.com/lost), who partly inspired this one with one of her awesome designs.) Crazytown I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” While we sat there on the shoreline, Just regrouping with the rest, We saw a flaming arrow Hittin’ Frogurt in the chest. Well, of course, we ran for cover; I yelled, “Meet at the creek!” And we got separated from The redhead and the geek. I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” I guess it wasn’t quite so smart To give away our mark. Yeah, it would’ve worked out better If we’d kept ‘em in the dark. Well, thank goodness for the Colonel. Yes, I bless his big bald head, For if not for him and his huge knife, We’d probably be dead. I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” We asked the hothead Others About where they came from. You busted out the Latin, And I felt a little dumb. But not as dumb as Rambo, Who went to talk to Rick While Dan was bein’ death marched. Oh, it kinda made me sick. I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” You saw her with a rifle Aimed right at Faraday And offered, “Hey, why don’t we all Just put our guns away?” Your voice was calm and quiet, But you still were firm enough To rattle Miss Attila And to prove to me you’re tough. I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” Well, just then we flashed through time again, And she whizzed out of sight. But Blondie, you’ve got chutzpah And I guess that you’re all right. I thought that back with Freckles, My love life hit a peak, But now I see you with new eyes Since we rescued the geek. I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” I said, “I’ll give you two options. Which challenge will you seek? You wanna stay in Crazytown Or help me save the geek?” LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben

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