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A Few Final Words From FrogurtFeb 24 '10 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line "If you wanna steal from Bernie, you steal from Bernie. I just have a question for ya. What's goin' on with you and Libby?"
One of my all-time favorite movie theme songs is Burning Bridges, from Kelly's Heroes. Here's a little dying rant from LOST's Neil, aka Frogurt, whose run on the show was as brief as it was bizarre... Flaming Arrows Scott - or was it Steve? Heck, even I don’t really know - Took a fatal dose of Ethan several weeks ago. Leslie got himself blown up into a billion bits. This Minor Player status is the pits. All the flaming arrows that came whizzing through the trees, All the faded glory of my frogurt fantasies, All the trials I endured away from prying eyes. Flaming arrows! One more redshirt dies. Had my eye on Libby, who was pretty as could be. Figured she’d be happy to take a chance on me. Well, Tubby got there first, though why she liked him, I can’t say. Stuck with him, and she got blown away. All the flaming arrows that came whizzing through the trees, All the faded glory of my frogurt fantasies, All the trials I endured away from prying eyes. Flaming arrows! One more redshirt dies. Nikki and poor Paolo got the short end of the stick. No one ever really cared too much what made them tick. It’s no surprise my number’s up. I guess I always knew. I hope that Bernie somehow makes it through. All the flaming arrows that came whizzing through the trees, All the faded glory of my frogurt fantasies, All the trials I endured away from prying eyes. Flaming arrows! One more redshirt dies. Flaming arrows! One more redshirt dies. LOST Parodies: Bohemian Rhapsody * I Am a Rock * White Christmas * Christmas Canon Rock * We Wish You a Merry Christmas * Christmas in Killarney * Henry the Eighth * Sweet Baby James * The Only Living Boy in New York * Here, There and Everywhere * He Was My Brother * For Baby (For Bobbie) * Sloop John B. * When I'm 64 * The Longest Time * Run for the Roses * You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore * Eye of the Tiger * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun * Leader of the Band * Same Old Lang Syne * Cat's in the Cradle * An Innocent Man * The Boxer * Sparrow * Loves Me Like a Rock * Der Fuehrer's Face * Goodbye Yellow Brick Road * Candle in the Wind * Scarborough Fair / Canticle * Hey Jude * Tears in Heaven * Bridge Over Troubled Water * House of the Rising Sun * Lover's Cross * Lasso the Moon * Rocket Man * El Condor Pasa * Hair * Why Don't You Write Me? * The Greening of Belfast * She Wore a Yellow Ribbon * Sons and Daughters * I'll Follow the Sun * What the World Needs Now Is Love * Danny Boy * Yesterday's Men * I Want to Live * Mountains of Mourne * That's a Woman * Desperado * Dance Little Jean * The Tinker * Brothers in Arms * Vanishing Breed * Time in a Bottle * Ordinary Man * Flowers Never Bend With the Rainfall * The Black Velvet Band * Penny Lane * Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da * Take Me Home * Goodbye Mrs. Durkin * Ireland's Call * Steal Away * Ride On * Hey There, Delilah * Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious * Under the Sea * Greenland Whale Fisheries * The Island * Bleecker Street * I Will * Hit the Road, Jack * Sing Australia * The Wind That Shakes the Corn * The Hidden Hatch * Poems, Prayers and Promises * My Old Man's a Dustman * Coulter's Candy * Candida * Knock Three Times * I Don't Mind If I Do * We Kill the World (Don't Kill the World) * All This Joy * Overs * Brown Girl in the Ring * Fly Away * I'm Sorry * Hallelujah * The Orange and the Green * Heaven on Their Minds Poems: Baby Brother * The Pilot in the Pilot * Vincent * Of Sacrificial Death and Life * John the Baptized * Not Penny's Boat * Finding Vincent * I'm Lost Without... * Apollo * A Hurley Christmas * The Once and Future Ben  |
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