Toilet HumorMay 8, 2012 Write an essay on this topic.
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History of this composition:
I have a habit of singing standards in the bathroom -- not just the shower. It's become more frequent now that I'm home during the day (public toilets tend to create accidental concerts). Most of the time, I sing the actual songs. Sometimes, I happen upon a parody and flesh it out. This is one of those times.
Sung to "All the Way" -- My apologies to Old Blue Eyes
When somebody flushes,
It's no good unless he flushes ...
A-a-a-ll the W-a-a-y!
Down and through the sewer
To make room for stuff that's newer
C-o-o-me what m-a-ay ...
How long do you hold the lever?
Only a fool would say.
But if I'm gonna flush it,
It's for sure I'm gonna flush it
A-a-a-ll the W-a-a-y ...
A-A-A-L-L THE W-A-A-Y!
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