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Toilet HumorMay 8, 2012 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Sing this ditty whenever you're dealing with a low-flush toilet.
History of this composition: I have a habit of singing standards in the bathroom -- not just the shower. It's become more frequent now that I'm home during the day (public toilets tend to create accidental concerts). Most of the time, I sing the actual songs. Sometimes, I happen upon a parody and flesh it out. This is one of those times. Sung to "All the Way" -- My apologies to Old Blue Eyes When somebody flushes, It's no good unless he flushes ... A-a-a-ll the W-a-a-y! Down and through the sewer To make room for stuff that's newer C-o-o-me what m-a-ay ... How long do you hold the lever? Only a fool would say. But if I'm gonna flush it, It's for sure I'm gonna flush it A-a-a-ll the W-a-a-y ... A-A-A-L-L THE W-A-A-Y!  |
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