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Re: Re: Re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
Ohhhh! Mattjoe? Is it ... true?
*faint*
If only I'd known! All these years I spent thinking that one day you'd be mine and then.. then.. I find out there is another *gasp* woman in your life?
My, BatteryBoy... if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't know WHAT's going on around this here site, would we? *giggle*
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Jun 04 '02
1:42 pm PDT
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Re: Re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by mattjoe
yes, she is fine, very fine. And she's been known to get what she wants... ummm, all the time.
i'm so weak, so very very weak.
(thank you for complimenting her)
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Jun 04 '02
1:15 pm PDT
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Re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by alkaline3o
"Mattjoe... Could you check your schedule for when would be a good time for some wild steamy sex so I can get you to buy me stuff? "
Hey Petra from Mattjoe's profile it looks like he already has a fine lady. Looks like you need to find a sex life other than epinions, it's not working out too well. Why don't you have a picture of yourself in your profile if you are trying to pick up men. You must be a hot ticket.
BTW... You have quite the extensive vocabulary. You must be what, 30 or 40?
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Jun 04 '02
7:55 am PDT
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Re: blackmonolith (Reply to this comment)
by alkaline3o
Wow was your comment long enough? You must feel so badass now, you used some naughty words. Ooh I'm scared... I guess I messed with the wrong old ladies... maybe in the future I will respect my elders for writing such lame reviews and trying to scare younger girls.
hahaha
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Jun 04 '02
5:55 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Mattjoe... (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
Um ....
You're an all star, get your game on ...
is that what you were looking for?
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Jun 04 '02
5:10 am PDT
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Re: Re: Mattjoe... (Reply to this comment)
by blackmonolith
Hey now!!
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Jun 04 '02
2:11 am PDT
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Re: Mattjoe... (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
...I think you're one of the most-talked-about members whom I haven't yet read, and I think I need to change that soon, 'cause from what I see here, you rock!
you better read him, you two are connected, since Mattjoe cheerfully took over your stalkee position when you had to turn in your stalkee hat!
Btw. ... um... actually, I was hoping that Agent Scully could teach me all about using sex to get me things when I visit you guys. I'm planning on doing homework assignments with badkitty's room mate.
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Jun 04 '02
1:22 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Yeah, ditto for me, Mattjoe. doh!
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Jun 04 '02
1:21 am PDT
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Re: Re: Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
Mattjoe... Could you check your schedule for when would be a good time for some wild steamy sex so I can get you to buy me stuff?
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Jun 04 '02
1:11 am PDT
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Re: Re: about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Hey Sky,
Deadly!
Hey Mistypants,
Ouch!
Lithium
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Jun 03 '02
9:34 pm PDT
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Re: about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by blackmonolith
missypants,
Having reamed your fellow dead-cell detractor so well, I now find myself believing that your comments are so idiotic that they're not worth the same type of comprehensive response via dissection.
On your profile page, you say, "i'm new to writing reveiws,so please be easy on me!"
You're also new to leaving comments, and you're not off to a good start. Hell, it's a safe bet that you're new to writing in general, perhaps even new to the wonders of thinking. Yup, it looks like you've got a lot of stuff to work on before returning to these halls.
(Waving the stick.) See the stick, girl? See the stick? (Throws the stick.) Go get the stick, girl. Go get the stick!
-blackmonolith
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Jun 03 '02
8:56 pm PDT
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Re: Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by blackmonolith
alkaline3o,
If you were civil and intelligent, you would have complained about the review's lack of nitty-gritty details on the phone and left it at that. But noooo! You had to go that extra, stupid step and opt for character assassination when you know absolutely nothing about the author's character.
"I don't like ladies that use sex to their advantage, to get what they want... AKA eroylaty credits"..."you must be a slut to carry yourself the way you do."
Never mind the fact that eroyalties (note the spelling) don't exist anymore; never mind the fact that any piece submitted to Epinions after Jan. 2001 doesn't earn enough money to buy a cup of coffee. Forget that shit, even though it's true. What's important here is that you think you know the author well enough to discern her motivations (you don't), and decided to use a lame generalization that speaks volumes about your own hang-ups, insecurities and deficiencies. Writing a provocative, imaginative piece does not a slut make.
As for Petra's involvement here, well Beeyotch, you started it. You opened up a dented can of bullshit on someone you don't know, and that someone has friends who are cool enough to defend her when she's being attacked, without provocation, by an insecure, bitter little loser. Fuck with the wrong people, and reap the penalties. Friends stick together.
"So your 'comedian' friend doesn't know how to write a good review and actually give a few details here and there, get the f over it."
Just because our "comedian friend" chose, at this time, not to pen a standard examination of how well this phone holds a charge, or how it sounds, or blah blah blah, that doesn't mean that she's incapable of writing a classically helpful, straight-laced review. Again, you are generalizing about someone you do not know, having judged her based on a single piece. You know nothing about the author, yet you pretend to know everything about her. You fault her for penning something with a little life, something with a unique point of view, most likely because you are bitter about your own lack of sex appeal and ability to write something creative yourself. I suggest therapy in lieu of lashing out at strangers.
"What if a mother is reading a review with one of her children, I don’t think kids need to be reading about this crap. Keep it clean!"
Let's hope you haven't bred yet, and don't plan to. What kind of mother would use an epinion about a cell phone as reading material for her toddler? How many preschoolers are trolling around the internet looking for reviews on cellular phones? You have got to be fucking kidding me with this pathetic argument. Up until that comment, we all knew you were a bitter, uptight, generalization-happy bitch incapable of knowing a fun read when you see it — but now we know that your are also dumber than a box of uneducated hammers.
Go away.
-blackmonolith
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Jun 03 '02
8:53 pm PDT
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Mattjoe... (Reply to this comment)
by blackmonolith
"Oh I do, I like them VERY VERY MUCH."
...I think you're one of the most-talked-about members whom I haven't yet read, and I think I need to change that soon, 'cause from what I see here, you rock!
-Sky
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Jun 03 '02
8:17 pm PDT
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Re: Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by mattjoe
"I don't like ladies that use sex to their advantage, to get what they want"
Oh I do, I like them VERY VERY MUCH.
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Jun 03 '02
7:08 pm PDT
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Re: Re: re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by mattjoe
What the hell is wrong with having a finger in your cooch? Not that I have a cooch, but if I did, I'd probably put my fingers in there at the very least.
And what kind of mother sits down and reads epinions to her kid? What kid wants to be read product reviews as a story?
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Jun 03 '02
7:06 pm PDT
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Re: re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
If YOU were quick enough to actually read my comment you would see I do know how to spell,
Quick enough? Is that the latest backwoods catch phrase? Learn some English, dear.
Btw., why did you delete the second comment where you were talking to your alter ego? You know, the 16-year-old with the pedophile hubby who writes about singers with whinny voices?
Might want to consider home schooling your friend rather than running around here trying to correct me, sweetie.
Hugs & Lollipops
(even the dimwitted deserve some friendliness)
Agent 7
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Jun 03 '02
6:45 pm PDT
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re: to petra (Reply to this comment)
by alkaline3o
Why don't you keep your nose out where it doesn't belong. If YOU were quick enough to actually read my comment you would see I do know how to spell, before you try to think of your witty comments think of what you are writing it for... yeah. So your "comedian" friend doesn't know how to write a good review and actually give a few details here and there, get the f over it. I have more of a sex life then writing little tid bits on the internet to please me. And to "agent scully" yeah I must be a moron but you must be a slut to carry yourself the way you do. I’m sure the "rents" would be thrilled with the trashy way you talk. You all need to get lives and get your fingers out of your cooch. Maybe next time I read a review on epinions I should know it’s going to be X-rated. What if a mother is reading a review with one of her children, I don’t think kids need to be reading about this crap. Keep it clean!
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Jun 03 '02
12:34 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Hey Mistypants and DeadBattery,
Visualize the phone antenna as being the stick up yer aarse and you might understand. Then again¿
Luv u,
Agent ContinuallyAmazedBySomePeopleLithium
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Jun 02 '02
1:27 pm PDT
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Re: Re: about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
Missypants and Alkaline:
First of all, if you were half as talented at PLAYING with yourself as you are at TALKING to yourself, you may not be so uptight.
Secondly, here's some sound advice for those who sit at home and cringe at the thought that there is some chick who gets guys to "get off" on just her writing while you, sadly, can't get anybody to get off on anything:
LEAVE THE HOUSE once in a while.
Now go insert a phone where the tight feeling bugs you. If that doesn't help, use the phone to call around and see if anybody can deliver you a friggin' life.
In the meantime, I agree - learn how to spell before you try to play Epinions Siskel and Ebert
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Jun 02 '02
1:13 pm PDT
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Re: Well... (Reply to this comment)
by snakeayez
..so this is why I'm still the best darned single male in the Midwestern United States, the women have cell phones, what do they need us for.
Phones dont leave the seat up..
Phones dont channel surf
Phones dont lie to you and want you for one thing..well, maybe thats not correct
and..you turn the phones on and off at your discretion, rather than there's
I need a cold shower I think..and a soul infusion
(My last ex was so dumb, on our honeymoon, her mother told her to bring something black, slinky and smooth...so she brought Luther Vandross)
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Jun 02 '02
9:54 am PDT
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Re: about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by scully81873
OK...First of all, learn how to spell.
i personally think that if ur going to write reveiws that u should get some SKILLS at it, don't just take a STORY that u wrote and put mercury as the phone in there, this has NOTHING to do with a cell phone,
Second of all, I wrote it like an advertisement that you may see on TV. It was supposed to be fun. But since you have a sense of humor like a dried up wad of cruddy cow patties, I guess you don't understand that or care to for that matter.
what does this tell me about the quality of the phone? what information does this give me? i don't want to read about ur sick fantasies or anything.
Third... If you read between the lines..which you aren't smart enough to do anyway, you'll see that I rave about the slim features of the phone and how it fits all my needs. I also mention that it only took a few days for me to receive the phone so I wasn't waiting very long.
i mean what the hell is this garbage that i'm reading? its cool that u want all the guys that read this to picture u getting off or whatever, but look from a reader's point of view who is interrested in the cell phone, it sucks.
Four... This is not garbage. So what if I wanted all of the guys to get off on this? Are you jealous because you haven't gotten your happy hole tickled in ump-teen years? Or did you get off on it too and now you are doubting ur (oops!..I mean your) sexuality becasue you found out I am a woman.
don't use epinions to try to raise ur selfesteem or to market ur trashy novels. no one is interrested in ur rediculous stories.
My self esteem (two words by the way) is quite fine. I think it takes a ballsy person to expose their personality like this. I am not trying to market a trashy novel here. However, I'll invite "u" to my very first erotica book signing. Then I will proceed to "out" your frigid little self.
it isn't even realistic, i mean getting off with the antena of this cell phone??
It's quite pleasurable.. you should really try it.
who ACTUALLY does that stuff?
Well considering the fact that your mother consulted me on this piece, you may want to ask her about it.
looking into ur cell phone's eyes??? riiiight like it has eyes..
Ummm That's just stupid. You have no imagination.
even if this was a romance novel, it would STILL SUCK!
Quite proud of the fact that I suck. I even swallow... which is more than I can say for you.
Thanks for stopping by....
-Scully
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Jun 02 '02
8:24 am PDT
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Re: Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by scully81873
Your confusion shows me that you are a moron. I am here to have fun. I don't care if I get paid, how many hits I get, or if anyone does read my review. This is an artistic outlet for me. If your don't like it... please don't come back.
--Scully
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Jun 02 '02
7:58 am PDT
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about mercury (Reply to this comment)
by missypants
i personally think that if ur going to write reveiws that u should get some SKILLS at it, don't just take a STORY that u wrote and put mercury as the phone in there, this has NOTHING to do with a cell phone, what does this tell me about the quality of the phone? what information does this give me? i don't want to read about ur sick fantasies or anything. i mean what the hell is this garbage that i'm reading? its cool that u want all the guys that read this to picture u getting off or whatever, but look from a reader's point of view who is interrested in the cell phone, it sucks. don't use epinions to try to raise ur selfesteem or to market ur trashy novels. no one is interrested in ur rediculous stories. it isn't even realistic, i mean getting off with the antena of this cell phone?? who ACTUALLY does that stuff? looking into ur cell phone's eyes??? riiiight like it has eyes.. even if this was a romance novel, it would STILL SUCK!
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May 30 '02
6:51 pm PDT
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Girl Pleaasssee... (Reply to this comment)
by alkaline3o
I'm a little confused with this review... yeah it's a good phone, but you didn't even give any details about it. Usually when I read a review on a phone, I want to hear about the phone and not the jollies you get from it... I don't think you deserved a very helpful because I still have no clue about the phone except for the fact that you got off on it. Sorry to be so mean but I don't like ladies that use sex to their advantage, to get what they want... AKA eroylaty credits
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May 30 '02
8:35 am PDT
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Well... (Reply to this comment)
by imokliel
...hmmm
Yeah.
happyimokfunliel
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May 10 '02
9:51 am PDT
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Re: whoa- (Reply to this comment)
by scully81873
No I'm not from Penthouse forum. However, I would love to.
-Jgo
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May 07 '02
7:14 am PDT
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by scully81873
Glad I could *lend a hand*
Agent Scully
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May 07 '02
7:13 am PDT
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whoa- (Reply to this comment)
by mattjoe
i almost feel like i need to go take care of business right now.
So, are you the writer for the penthouse forum?
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May 06 '02
6:43 pm PDT
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yup (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Just a quick note as I snuff out my cigarette and roll over.
aaaaaah,
Agent Lithium
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May 06 '02
12:53 pm PDT
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Re: Phone Sex: (Reply to this comment)
by scully81873
Quick! While supplies last!
Thanks!
-JGo
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Apr 28 '02
2:15 pm PDT
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