MASSIVE EYE VIOLENCE! (Read at your own risk)
Feb 9, 2001 Write an essay on this topic.
Popular Products in Personal CareThe Bottom Line Ewwww.... I recommend avoiding it unless you've got a strong constitution.
Some of you will consider this review off topic. Well you're dumb. It's only partially off-topic which means this should at the very least be "Helpful" to you, however rate your conscience, I don't care.
This category is entitled "What Should You Know About The Sensitive Eyes Brand". If you were to write it this way: "What Should You Know About the Sensitive Eyes brand" and you ignored the non bolded words you'd have the actual topic of this review. So I'm on topic for 7 of the 9 words.
Keep your arms and eyes inside the cart at all times. Please save all your bítching until the end of the ride. Thank you
What is it about Eye Violence that bothers us so much? I'm not sure but it seems to be a common phobia. I'm protective of my eyes but normally I don't have a big problem with eye violence. When some Fulci wannabe throws it into a movie I may cringe a little, but it's just not all that disturbing.
Why is it not disturbing? I guess because it's fake. It's hard for me to put myself in the position because "it's just a movie". It isn't real.
Well folks, this is real.
What I'm about to show you will make you squirm. It will definitely make you uneasy. It may even make you faint or vomit. In fact I recommend not actually viewing this unless you are a man (and/or woman) of steel and nothing phases you. I'm doing this strictly as a public service announcement and for your own education.
(Note: Unfortunately E2 refuses to allow links, so you'll need to copy the these into your address bar and hit enter.)
I highly recommend watching this version if you have a decent connection:
Pansies or those with modems can watch this:
Note you will need Real Player to view these.
Go watch, I'll wait here.
Okay, I know most of you are ignoring me. It's not porn, it's a medical procedure. Go watch!
Okay, I'll assume that you watched the video, if not, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Now I have to ask, is that gross or what? You know when you find something that truly makes you sick at your stomach it's hard not to share it with those you love. Of course I love each and every one of you very very much.
Actually even after watching the video I'm still considering LASIK. I won't be doing it within the next 12 months, but after that maybe so. Besides after watching that video I can't wait to have some Doctor playing around with sharp pokey things on my eye.
For more information (and for the people to e-mail about that video) you can go to: http://glassesfree.com . The website should be able answer any of your questions regarding the LASIK procedure or just why they had to let us all see it. It's a good website and I highly recommend it.
Hopefully you had fun with this, I know I did. Sure it may not have had a lot to do with eye drops, but I'm willing to bet it did make your eyes sensitive!
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