Gosh this television service should be a basic human right amended to the constitution. This television service should be installed in your house before you move in like plumbing. You should be issued a social security card and direct TV descrambling card on the same day.

This television service is like nothing else, you can't compare it to regular cable TV 'cause it so much more. It's like trying to compare a horse to an asteroid, the asteroid is so much more than the horse. Direct TV offers over 800 channels of orgasmic heaven. Thats right orgasmic heaven.

I am now torn between watching TV and using the internet when before I would just use the internet all the time except for watching howard stern. This world we live in is truly marvelous. I don't have the ultra premium super package, but I am getting it free for a month (that alone is GREAT marketing, just like my crack dealer) By the end of this month I will be undoubtedly addicted.

Why should everyone get it, well cause you really feel like you have an advantage over all those media-deprived cable primitives. I get to see so much more, which gives me a social advantage. Its wrong to give this social advantage to only the few...

As a result this may be my last epinion, unless I move my computer into the living room that is.



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