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"The Dust Bunnies Will Mock You "commentsEureka Quiet Design Victory Vacuums
Opinion Summary
The Dust Bunnies Will Mock You
by ebolles | May 25 '00
Pros: Cheap. Cheap. Cheap.
Cons: You could clean your carpet faster and more effectively with a roll of duct tape.

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OVERALL RATING
Product Rating: 1.0



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Hee Hee (Reply to this comment)
by sherrylee
I have to tell you, that was the very best title I've seen all month. I'll probably walk around all day imagining the dust bunnies under the couch laughing at me.

Sherry Lee
May 25 '00
7:59 am PDT

You are SO right! (Reply to this comment)
by Minx_In_LA
Mine did the same thing to MY cat! Suddenly collapsed over backwards as she was walking by...
Are vacuum cleaners every where becoming sentient, and realizing that THE CAT is the fiend who layers the fine hairs in to the carpet...that then clog the lungs of the vacuum? And if only they can collapse at just..the..right..moment... the little furry horror will be gone forever?

<cue Twilight Zone music>
May 25 '00
7:59 am PDT

Begone Ye' Durt! (spelled intentionally olde english like ) (Reply to this comment)
by DiamondLynn
I think perhaps you have a reincarnated cleaner there! ((laughing)) I loved my Eureka that I got as a shower gift until I moved to an apartment with hardwood floors and lent it to a friend...then it got lost in the black hole..lol so i never got to find out if it would have lasted.
May 25 '00
8:01 am PDT

Re: You are SO right! (Reply to this comment)
by ebolles
Of course! It is all beginning to make sense now... "furry horror" hee hee.
May 25 '00
8:37 am PDT

Great Review... (Reply to this comment)
by jdanishevsky
I especially like the part: 'If this vacuum was not designed by satan, then perhaps it was the same people who write assembly instructions for do-it-yourself furniture'

Sorry for quoting you, but just straight out funny and true at the same time.

Jake.
May 25 '00
10:56 am PDT

So that's what that sound is... (Reply to this comment)
by syork
dust bunny mocking noises!

I thought that I'd broken a seal or something and that was why it was always covered in a furry layer of dust. Hmmm. so it's a "personality trait"... well, I guess you get what you pay for.

Great review!

-Shannon
May 25 '00
11:49 am PDT

Just Loved (Reply to this comment)
by Lark729_89
your humorous but serious review of this vacuum cleaner. Also the title. I'll surely stay away from this one. Thanks for the warning.
May 27 '00
12:32 am PDT

I agree (Reply to this comment)
by bonniesayers
I switched from this brand to the Dirt Devil Power Stik.

I agree about the title and also the line quoted above. That was right on target and so true.

May 27 '00
10:12 am PDT

Congratulations (Reply to this comment)
by jrk
for not letting this satanic machine destroy your sense of humor. This was hilarious! I'm worried for you though--if you catch yourself laughing demonically as the vacuum makes those pleasing, crunching noises at the recycling center, you may want to consult an exorcist. Satan doesn't like being messed with!
May 30 '00
9:07 pm PDT

Related?? (Reply to this comment)
by saprswife
Hhmmm....I seem to have a Dirt Devil that may be your Eureka's cousin...

...Malinda
Jun 04 '00
10:24 pm PDT

What a hoot! (Reply to this comment)
by Aphga
Reminds be of a bagless wonder I once had. I always had to struggle mightily to open the waste cannister--the signal for it to suddenly fly open and coat everything within a seven foot radius with grunge. Some of those bunnies survive yet, to terrorize me from a variety of crannies.
Jun 08 '00
1:08 pm PDT

Re: What a hoot! (Reply to this comment)
by Aphga
Maybe I should enlist my roll of duct tape to remedy the situation!
Jun 08 '00
1:10 pm PDT

Lowell! (Reply to this comment)
by BathtimeFriend
Now THAT was about the damn funniest thing I've read all week!
Keep up the good work! 8)
Jun 11 '00
5:09 pm PDT

Good review! (Reply to this comment)
by DeBeBop
Thanks for the warning!
Jun 15 '00
5:32 pm PDT

An entertaining vacuum review... (Reply to this comment)
by girlfriday1
Now that deserves an award. I can't muster up anything quite that entertaining on my Hoover.

Thanks!

Jen
Jun 22 '00
10:24 am PDT

=) (Reply to this comment)
by coltrane
that was the most splendiferous vacuum review i've ever read. thank you, milady.

<3, coltrane.
Jul 15 '00
9:05 pm PDT

Not revenge... (Reply to this comment)
by drmomentum
but it is quite possible that your vaccum was possessed. It happens.

-James
Jul 24 '00
12:28 pm PDT

gosh (Reply to this comment)
by mcgina
I came to this category to write a similarly scathing review of this POS vacuum cleaner but after reading yours I must not even try to write such a review because there's no way mine could ever be as delightful or complete. Thanks for ruining my fun.

/gina
Dec 13 '00
1:46 pm PST
   

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