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robndea
Epinions.com ID: robndea
Member: C. Deane Campbell
Location: Chehalis, WA
Reviews written: 21
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About Me: Forty-something mother of two, computer support technician, nature preserve inhabitant (that would be sarcasm).

I'm Dyin' Here...

Written: Oct 03 '00


....being a weed and all. Man it was horrible...terrible. We was all hanging out down by the garden, see? Minding our business, you know...well, ok, ok. Manny da Buttercup and Tansy Ragwort was harassing the locals a bit - banging on the broccoli, roughing up the rutabagas ...so to speak. The owner, she gets her gloves in a twist and found this heavy hitter Round Up down at the garden store. He was on SALE! All of a sudden, along comes this Round Up and oh, it was awful. Weeds dead all over the path!..I saw Tansy go down, man. He didn't even get a chance to say goodbye. Manny da Buttercup - he'll never be yellow again. But she messed up, man, that's one good thing...she got too close to the daisies, and they was toast, too. heh heh...cough, cough.

I couldn't run...gasp...couldn't hide - sob! Oh, it's getting darker, man...it looks like this is the end for me.....gah!




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