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Don't Drink My Pepsi PleaseDec 15 '00 Write an essay on this topic.Mother Hood is Taking your babies for shots although you are scared to death of needles. Getting a kiss at 1 AM after changing the diaper and playing with the baby although you have to be up at five to get the others off to school. Talking in a soothing voice and acting confident while your child is going to surgery. Forgetting the housework for the afternoon and playing monopoly or roughhousing with the children. Soothing the boo boos and applying Band-Aids when there is no scrapes to apply it too. Talking to the teacher and being told your child has misbehaved. Never being able to eat or drink anything by yourself, cokes, cookies, or candy. Never able to take a bath or get dressed without your children coming to discuss their problems with you. Taking your child to the car when he threw a fit because you did not buy him candy. Waiting for the doctor at the emergency room to tell you your child is okay after swallowing a goldfish. Trying to find time to spend alone with each child when you have five that all want your attention. Having a baby in your lap, his brother on your knee and sister on the other knee and trying to rock while singing Camp Town Races. Fussing because they won’t eat veggies, fussing because the five of them ate a bushel of cucumbers. Having Pepto Bismol ready when they start crying with stomach aches because they ate the bushel of cucumbers. Laughing when your son and his friend ate the five lb. of hamburger while camping in the back yard and you needed it for meatloaf on Sunday. Swearing you will kill them if they ever get home when they are two hours late. Crying when the first one catches the bus for school, goes to the prom, hits a homer, leaves home to get married. Smiling as you take the license number of your daughters date before she leaves on her date. Clapping as the last one gets married and leaves home, at last you can be alone and your husband can sleep naked if he wants too. Having your grandchild pick your prize rose and give it to you because they love you.  |
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