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Top 10 Reasons To Think You May Be An AnorexicSep 20 '00 Write an essay on this topic.#10 - It's the middle of August in Miami and you are sunbathing in sweat pants and two long sleeved T shirts. #9 - You can run 8 miles on one sip of Diet Coke and if you do finish the run you have a piece of Bazooka Bubble Gum for lunch. #8 - In a pinch you can get into your mother's house through the doggie port built for a Chihuahua. #7 - You wear the same size clothes as your four year old niece. #6 - When you go to the doctor you bring keys, car phone, gym padlock, rolls of quarters, etc. and put it all in your pockets before you get on the scale. #5 - You've colored your hair, bleached your mustache, shaved your legs, put on a Hollywood inspired makeup application, used moisturizing lotion by the gallon and you still look like a stick of beef jerky. #4 - If there's no nutritional information listing calories, fat and sodium on it, you aren't eating it! #3 - You've tried on everything in your closet. Maybe if you put all the clothes on at one time, the outer layer may look good. #2 - Survivor?? The hell with the million, you're not eating rats; they have calories!! Drum roll....and the #1 reason to think you may be anorexic... #1 - When you look in the mirror and don't see anyone, you're either a vampire or... For further musings on this most personal subject please feel free to review, "Inside An Anorexic" on "littleiodine" 's page. Signed, Demona. I hope this doesn't offend anyone but sometimes I just have to break away mentally from the ongoing pain and try to maintain a sense of humor just to get through another day.  |
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