Why Hamsters and Beanie Babies Don't Mix
Written: Apr 21 '00
|
Product Rating:
|
|
|
Pros: lots of fun
Cons: i slipped
|
|
|
| Dargen's Full Review: Beanie Babies |
I used to have one of those daschund beanie babies until I left it out one night. Why did I have one of them? I honestly don't know, I think it was a present or something, who cares.
One night I took about three beanie babies (all presents) and put them on top of my hamster's cage. (no not the one I dug up if you read my other review). I had them arranged nice and cute, obviously I was bored.
I was told by my mother that "that stupid rat" is going to eat them, and I told her "I don't care" and went to sleep.
THE NEXT MORNING
I woke up the next morning, put my foot on the ground, and slipped. I noticed hundreds of little white plastic beans scattered all over my floor. I immediately looked up at the cage and noticed the beanies. I looked and the tiger and then the crab, I noticed that the tag had been nibbled, but I didn't care. I then looked at the dog, and to my delight, the front left leg had been chewed off. Right when I looked at it more of those slippery beads fell out, and I looked at my hamster.
There she was, sleeping in her corner, using its leg as a pillow. I reached into the cage, pushed the hamster out of the way, and grabbed the leg. Noticing that it was mangled, I tossed it back in. The hamster just stared at me.
Over the next few days the beanie went through dozens of mock surgeries, and ended up with a Q-tip (minus cotton) jammed down its throat and a prosthetic leg made of a straw.
You think your life is sad, think again.
Recommended:
No
|
|
|
|
|
- Add to My Yahoo!: 
- Add to Google Homepage: 
© 1999-2009 Shopping.com, Inc.