Club Med

Club Med

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  • Buccaneer's Creek, Martinique: Party down with lots of drunk, sweaty Americans!

    May 2, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: it was cheap; all the scuba you want for $50
    Cons: it was cheap; windowless, musty, bathrooms; drunk, unattractive people doing the nasty on the bus

    Summary: Our group of friends decided to take a vacation together. Dr. kboo and I were the only married ones, but none of us had much money. Our main concern was to escape a brutally cold March in New York, spend only a small amount of money, and do some diving. ... read more

  • Club Med Turks & Caicos Review: OK BUT....

    Jun 5, 2011 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: See above please. I added everything of importance. 
    Cons: See above please. I added everything of importance. 

    Summary: May 2011 Group TripHope the following is helpful.... FOOD AND ALCOHOL: The food is very good overall. Most people eat in the main dining hall. Breakfast is just the basics. Eggs, cereal and that sort of thing. No smoked fish or high-end ... read more

  • Employees are thieves

    Oct 21, 2009 by
    Rated a Helpful Review
    Pros: Beach, Food,
    Cons: Spartan grounds, lack of  AC in room, no ceiling fan.  Local employees are rude.  

    Summary: I have travelled all over the Caribbean and stayed at many 4 and 5 star resorts that put this place to shame. The property is antiquiated and is in need of a major renovation. Everything about this place is spartan at best. The grounds are clean but ... read more

  • Club Med turks is terrible

    Jun 16, 2008 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: White chocolate Bread
    Cons: Everything else

    Summary: Upon entering Club Med Turks you sit down and watch a presentation given by the staff counselors about how the hotel camp is run and where all the activities on the property are located. During this time the luggage is taken in golf carts and is ... read more

  • Travel the World and the 7 Seas...

    Sep 8, 2005 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Beautiful beach and water, clear scuba diving, trapeze, dinner
    Cons: cliquey, uninteresting people; high prices; dessert; bad shows

    Summary: I went to Club Med at Turkoise (or Turqouise, Turks and Caicos, whatever you want to call it), the island southeast of FL renowned for its Turkoise blue waters, white sand beaches, and high visibility scuba diving. Last year, the only vacation I took ... read more

  • Don't do it! Pay more to stay in a hotel! Playa Blanca

    Jul 8, 2004 by
    Rated a Helpful Review
    Pros: beautiful location
    Cons: Everything else, especially the staff

    Summary: My husband and I will never go to a Club Med again. We thought it would be fun to go to an all-inclusive resort where we didn't have to worry about where to eat or carrying cash. Also, I like to relax and he likes lots of activities so we thought this ... read more

  • Club Med - Bora Bora, Tahiti

    Oct 22, 2003 by
    Rated a Helpful Review
    Pros: Beautiful island, good snorkeling near shore. Free ride to private island with excellent beach.
    Cons: Food is awful, walls are thin, and rip-off for ride to town, no mosquito netting.

    Summary: This is my 3rd club med vacation and it was somewhat disappointing. Club Med charges an outrageous $16.00 per person one way to town which is approximately 5 km. If you go to the resort next door, they charge you $4 less. If you pick up a ride from one ... read more

  • A poor choice, stay someplace else.

    Jul 25, 2003 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Location, Facilities
    Cons: Food, Room, Entertainment and ESPECIALLY the staff

    Summary: The Background: I stayed at the Club Med Bodrum Palmiye (on the western coast of Turkey) with my gi ... read more

  • Club Med Turkoise (Long)

    Apr 7, 2003 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Great beach, fun adults-only village, lots of activities!
    Cons: Far away for West Coast GMs...

    Summary: I went to Club Med Turkoise in the middle of March 2003. I went alone, a single female (mid 30s). This was my second Club Med, having gone to the one in Cancun back in 2001. I’ve been home for almost a month, but I’m still smiling from this ... read more

  • Turks and Cacios Islands

    Oct 28, 2002 by
    Rated a Helpful Review
    Pros: Nice rooms, fun staff
    Cons: Drinks are costly

    Summary: We went to this resort on a whim. The travel agent talked us into it by saying it was a party place. She was correct! We left NY and got right to the island. The airport was very small and customs was super slow. Once we passed ... read more

  • Caravelle-Guadeloupe

    Sep 17, 2002 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Beautiful location, well appointed grounds, lots of activities, helpful staff, wonderful for kids
    Cons: Poor air conditioning , some rooms in need of repair, day pass visitors

    Summary: This is a report on our trip to Club Med ( Caravelle ), Guadeloupe. We spent 2 weeks from July 24 through August 7, 2002. We were traveling with two children age 8 and 10. We had two connecting rooms on the first floor of a building known ... read more

  • An expensive camping trip

    Jul 25, 2002 by
    Rated a Helpful Review
    Pros: Family friendly, good children's program
    Cons: More of a camping trip than any thing

    Summary: After reading a review on Club Med Ixtapa, my family booked a vacation. It felt like summer camp all over again. If you enjoy camping and communal eating, then this is the place for you. If you go on vacation to get away from it all and relax, then ... read more


    Jun 12, 2002 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Cons: THE FOOD & THE BAR

    Summary: I visited the Club Med Resort in May of 2002. Let me tell you they have the BEST location in all of Cancun. They are the only hotel in Cancun that have over 2 miles of beach and some of the best snorkeling right out in front of the resort. I really ... read more

  • Generally, Club Med passes the test if you study for the exam.

    Dec 19, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: sports, location, price
    Cons: rooms, food, entertainment/staff can be awful if a surprise

    Summary: I've read most of the reviews that have been written on Club Med and thought I'd give my 5 cents' worth, from an insider's point of view. I've been selling Club Med vacations for 13 years now and rarely had a complaint, and believe that mainly the ... read more

  • Ixtapa Family resort... fun for everyone!

    Sep 2, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: lots to do, all inclusive, great for kids, great for parents
    Cons: accommodations could be fancier, but all in all good value for the money.

    Summary: My husband and I had not vacationed in years. We we searching desperately to enjoy a vacation that would be fun for the kids as well as us. And as anyone with children know that when children have fun and are entertained then there is that much less ... read more

  • Club Med is a party for everyone!

    Jul 19, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: variety of activities, beautiful locations, nice people
    Cons: some of the places are a little far but it's worth the long plane ride

    Summary: Club Med In General Club Med is a resort in many places, mostly tropical and all over the world but I know there is one in Colorado. It is all - inclusive which means you pay one price for your airfare, room, food, and many activities. ... read more

  • Honeymoon in Moorea

    Jul 15, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Relatively cheap for an all-inclusive trip; beautiful water; lots of activities
    Cons: May be too "rustic" for some; extra activities are expensive

    Summary: With a wedding behind us, we were ready to relax! My husband had talked to several people and gotten generally good reviews about Club Med itself. Having never been to French Polynesia before, we opted for the Club Med on Moorea. We flew on Air ... read more

  • Club Med Moorea

    May 21, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: clear water, pretty island
    Cons: humid weather, no AC, average food

    Summary: We had our first club med experience this past April 2001 at Moorea, which is an island of french polynesia. We stayed 6 days. The overall experience was a negative one. ACTIVITIES. Our main objective for going to Moorea was to try scuba ... read more

  • Club Med Turks and Caicos LONG Review

    May 12, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Great beach, lots of fun
    Cons: The staff's attitude

    Summary: I spent one very fun week at Club Med Turquoise (Turks and Caicos) April 28 to May 5, 2001. It was my annual "Mom's Vacation Away!" In this long review, I hope to give you a flavor for the island, and the Club Med. Itís a party week in paradise you wonít ... read more

  • Club (I want to go to) BED

    Apr 1, 2001 by
    Rated a Very Helpful Review
    Pros: Location, generally nice facility, food presentation.
    Cons: SUPERFICIAL, catering only to the hippest and the most outgoing. Facility had flaws.

    Summary: One little disclaimer -- PLEASE don't misunderstand the title. It doesn't mean whatever sick-minded thing you want it to mean. What the title means is this: Every moment I was at Club Med, (Well, almost every moment) I ... read more

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