Did you ever think....
Did you ever think that if all claims found in spam emails were true and if you answered them all what life would be like? I looked once and realized...I would have plenty of viagra on hand to take care of the Russian women looking for husbands, cheating wives, women who want me to look at their naked pics, etc. But they might not want to be with me because I'd have both a bigger penis and larger breasts. Still trying to figure out how they send those both to the same email. Then again with viagra at the lowest prices maybe I could figure it out.
I'd be working as a CNA, a movie maker, a stenographer, a radiology technician and a transcriber all from my own home! I'd have credit cards to every major bank with unlimited credit, get involved in real estate and most importantly I'd have tons of money transferred to me from some nice fella in Nigeria who just wants me to help get his funds released with a simple transaction.
I would have the chance to set straight my record at paypal, citibank and various other places I don't even have accounts at. All I have to do is send them my personal information like card number, address, social security number, etc. Of course I would trust these people as I'm sure there is nothing odd going on here. :)
I could get my credit score for free, buy a new portable toilet, stop snoring, get a web cam for free (I guess I could use it to make sure my wife wasn't meeting up with single guys on adult friend sites), get a low FHS loan, get a pell grant, go to Jamaica free, get 50% off of all my pet meds (luckily I have 2 dogs and 2 cats),get a blood glucose meter free and make sure I have plenty of free business cards to hand out to people telling them I have all of this and work all of those different jobs! Once I got back from Jamaica I could travel to Cancun for free, then when I got home remodel my kitchen, replace all the windows in my house, get bamboo flooring for the house, save money on cigarettes (though I don't smoke...guess I could take them with me and sell them cheap while in Jamaica and Cancun), I could have fuller hair, get free flying lessons, get a new bra (okay now the whole bigger breasts thing means I actually get something for them for free....except I'm a guy!), get a Swiss watch and when that's all done go to Vegas for less money. Though no one has offered via spam my guess is that while in Vegas I could make a few extra bucks since I have increased my breasts size AND my penis size and am wearing a new sexy bra.
Spam a bad thing? I guess it depends on how you look at it.